The bullshit thread

[The Reboot]

Yawn yawn....the big heap is back gracing our tennis courts with its lumbering presence...
And the tennis scribes are all in awe of what its wearing...yawn yawn…
I didn't think they made dresses for hippos......
Gotta stir up a bit of interest I suppose.....yawn yawn....

I'm gonna take a wild guess... Serena Williams?

I always thought she was half-man and half-ape.

[billy the kid]

Yawn yawn....the big heap is back gracing our tennis courts with its lumbering presence...
And the tennis scribes are all in awe of what its wearing...yawn yawn…
I didn't think they made dresses for hippos......
Gotta stir up a bit of interest I suppose.....yawn yawn....

I'm gonna take a wild guess... Serena Williams?

I always thought she was half-man and half-ape.

You win a cookie....

[Neferti]

Remember this?

[billy the kid]

Well this is wonderful news...apparently pensioners in NSW are going to get some free train travel,
courtesy of the Glad Bags grubberment….exciting news.....$250 boost for pensioners they reckon....
The new you beaut travel cards will be distributed to pensioners in mid February....
Except that at the moment, pensioners get two free trips per year anyway.....
Someone correct me if Im wrong here.....
This sounds like another bullshit press release from another bullshit grubberment…..
There isnt a NSW state election coming up soon is there....

[billy the kid]

Remember this?

Hilarious....you win a cookie too.....

[The Reboot]

Remember this?

I remember the tantrums chucked by virtue signallers that the cartoon was "racist". It seems you can only be taken the piss out of if you're white. If you're black it's a thought crime.

[Black Orchid]

[The Reboot]

This one is good too.

[billy the kid]

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/natio ... ss-america

Things are crook in Tobruk...as we say in Ostraya...when beds are being rented out in the Fragmented States
of America as "pods" due to a housing shortage...$1200/$1300 per month.....hell...that's great value...
$300 a week to rent a bed....I presume the dunnies are at the end of the hall....no bonking allowed either....
Sensational value.....
Who'd want to be a millennial these days...up to your bottom lip in student loans/car loans/living with
mum and dad...working for peanuts....never able to own a house/flat/unit/condo/suv…
But but but....I think Ill get a full length arm tattoo...maybe have a holiday in the Caribbean for a few weeks....
I suppose if the elites keep all the peasants in debt until the year dot...why not get a tattoo...maybe a butterfly
on your arse...who knows..with a bit of luck (bad luck) you might get knocked up and have twins...
Then you'll have to rent baby pods...can you get baby pods....
If you have twins, youd have two peas in a pod......fuck Im funny......

[Black Orchid]

They do it here too!