Short People: Do we need them?

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Bart
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Short People: Do we need them?

Post by Bart » Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:35 pm

Short people...do we really need them in today's world. :b :b :b :b
Surely they should just be exterminated to allow more room for normal people. :yahoo :yahoo :yahoo


Perhaps Randy Newman was right :thumb



Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little fett

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here
Women...if they had brains they'd be men
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boxy
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Re: Short People: Do we need them?

Post by boxy » Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:24 pm

Yes. All toddlers must die! :thumb
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."
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mellie
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Re: Short People: Do we need them?

Post by mellie » Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:25 pm

Bart wrote:Short people...do we really need them in today's world. :b :b :b :b
Surely they should just be exterminated to allow more room for normal people. :yahoo :yahoo :yahoo


Perhaps Randy Newman was right :thumb



Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little fett

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here
You bugga, now I cant get that toy story theme out of my head aaaarrggg :bgrin
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mellie
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Re: Short People: Do we need them?

Post by mellie » Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:41 pm

Mr Bart, you have email..

:oops:

xxxox
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Fart

Re: Short People: Do we need them?

Post by Fart » Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:44 pm

mellie wrote:Mr Bart, you have email..

:oops:

xxxox

Good call lady, pretend to PM yourself.
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mellie
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Re: Short People: Do we need them?

Post by mellie » Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:47 pm

Fart wrote:
mellie wrote:Mr Bart, you have email..

:oops:

xxxox

Good call lady, pretend to PM yourself.

No way would I PM what I just sent Mr Bart via email....hell no.... :oops: :oops: :P

For his viewing only, sorry.

:bgrin
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HBS Gay

Re: Short People: Do we need them?

Post by HBS Gay » Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:49 pm

That'th a new level of inthanity thmelly! Why have you thent an email to yourthelf? Will you act thurprithed when you rethieve it?
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mellie
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Re: Short People: Do we need them?

Post by mellie » Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:51 pm

HBS Gay wrote:That'th a new level of inthanity thmelly! Why have you thent an email to yourthelf? Will you act thurprithed when you rethieve it?

Mr Barts gone rather quiet...I wonder what he's doing.
Perhaps he was sleepy, so went straight to bed.

:hot

Must be the hot weather... 8-)
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Re: Short People: Do we need them?

Post by annielaurie » Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:10 am

mellie wrote:
HBS Gay wrote: That'th a new level of inthanity thmelly! Why have you thent an email to yourthelf? Will you act thurprithed when you rethieve it?
Mr Barts gone rather quiet...I wonder what he's doing.
Perhaps he was sleepy, so went straight to bed.

:hot

Must be the hot weather...
Could be his other browser has hitched up, could be that's what ..

:PC
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Bart
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Re: Short People: Do we need them?

Post by Bart » Mon Jan 02, 2012 10:40 am

mellie wrote:
HBS Gay wrote:That'th a new level of inthanity thmelly! Why have you thent an email to yourthelf? Will you act thurprithed when you rethieve it?

Mr Barts gone rather quiet...I wonder what he's doing.
Perhaps he was sleepy, so went straight to bed.

:hot

Must be the hot weather... 8-)


Your commentary causes a higher usage than normal of the tissues ;)
Women...if they had brains they'd be men
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