Short People: Do we need them?

[Bart]

Short people...do we really need them in today's world.
Surely they should just be exterminated to allow more room for normal people.


Perhaps Randy Newman was right



Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little fett

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

[boxy]

Yes. All toddlers must die!

[mellie]

Short people...do we really need them in today's world.
Surely they should just be exterminated to allow more room for normal people.


Perhaps Randy Newman was right



Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little fett

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

You bugga, now I cant get that toy story theme out of my head aaaarrggg

[mellie]

Mr Bart, you have email..



xxxox

[Fart]

Mr Bart, you have email..



xxxox

Good call lady, pretend to PM yourself.

[mellie]

Mr Bart, you have email..



xxxox

Good call lady, pretend to PM yourself.

No way would I PM what I just sent Mr Bart via email....hell no....

For his viewing only, sorry.

[HBS Gay]

That'th a new level of inthanity thmelly! Why have you thent an email to yourthelf? Will you act thurprithed when you rethieve it?

[mellie]

That'th a new level of inthanity thmelly! Why have you thent an email to yourthelf? Will you act thurprithed when you rethieve it?

Mr Barts gone rather quiet...I wonder what he's doing.
Perhaps he was sleepy, so went straight to bed.



Must be the hot weather...

[annielaurie]

That'th a new level of inthanity thmelly! Why have you thent an email to yourthelf? Will you act thurprithed when you rethieve it?

Mr Barts gone rather quiet...I wonder what he's doing.
Perhaps he was sleepy, so went straight to bed.



Must be the hot weather...

Could be his other browser has hitched up, could be that's what ..

[Bart]

That'th a new level of inthanity thmelly! Why have you thent an email to yourthelf? Will you act thurprithed when you rethieve it?

Mr Barts gone rather quiet...I wonder what he's doing.
Perhaps he was sleepy, so went straight to bed.



Must be the hot weather...

Your commentary causes a higher usage than normal of the tissues