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Re: What made you SMILE today :)

Post by IQS.RLOW » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:02 pm

Huh?? MY BOOBS?? AGAIN??

What devilry has that IQ been up to now lol
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Re: What made you SMILE today :)

Post by lisa jones » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:54 pm

IQS.RLOW wrote:
Huh?? MY BOOBS?? AGAIN??

What devilry has that IQ been up to now lol
I have been keeping abreast of things in this titillating conversation before it is nippled in the bud
ROFLMAO!

THAT'S GOTTA BE THE POST OF THEY YEAR!!!!!
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Re: What made you SMILE today :)

Post by donniedarko » Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:10 am

Supernova will make me and little Darko smile today

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Re: What made you SMILE today :)

Post by lisa jones » Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:39 pm

The fact that I got the most amazing and life changing phone call this afternoon.

I guess it must be true .. good things DO come to those who wait.
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Re: What made you SMILE today :)

Post by Jovial Monk » Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:41 pm

GOD called you?

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Re: What made you SMILE today :)

Post by lisa jones » Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:48 pm

Ha ha!

I'll call you later on tonight and tell you all about it Monk.

I've got to jet now. Have a good one. xxx Lisa
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Re: What made you SMILE today :)

Post by lisa jones » Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:02 am

lisa jones wrote:The fact that I got the most amazing and life changing phone call this afternoon.

I guess it must be true .. good things DO come to those who wait.
And celebrating the great news with friends later on lol!
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Re: What made you SMILE today :)

Post by Jovial Monk » Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:41 am

A young Indian (American Indian, let me make clear) visited her doctor for a general checkup. The doctor gave her a clean bill of health but said he was astounded to see that she had no nipples! The young woman explained that in her 500 strong tribe no one had nipples.

“We are the Indian Nippleless 500”

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Re: What made you SMILE today :)

Post by Jovial Monk » Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:58 pm

What made me smile today was noticing my pineapple sage had flowered. The pineapple sage and the real sage are both edible salvias so this morning sitting outside there was this rampant riot of red, just past them, from the pond the lovely liquid lapping of water in the waterbell, and on the other side of the pond the bright, deep reds of the foliage plants I put there a few months ago.

Mainly tho I was smiling because the work of digging out the orange tree stump and roots and digging the hole the pond sits in had been done! It took forever, working until the hip hurt too much, couple of months of pain—there was an orange tree root 6m long right across where the pond now is, ouch! A little bonus, an apple tree, a Coxs Orange Pippin, freed of competition from that bloody orange tree is zooming ahead! Some nice apples nearly ready to be picked.

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Re: What made you SMILE today :)

Post by Super Nova » Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:18 pm

I smiled when I shook the hand of my boss as today is my last day and he can now deal with all the shit I have been dealing with.

Now that made me smile.

All the shit is yours mate. Enjoy. (I thought as I smiled)
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