NSW cases out of control.

[billy the kid]

Ooops...
Apparently I cant play golf any more in SEQ....
I cant go to the golf course to walk around 9 holes....
BUT I CAN walk around the outskirts of the golf course....
To exercise....
With a mask on...
If I live nearby....
But if I dont live nearby....I cant play golf....
BUT I can walk to and back from the golf course....
TO exercise.....
With a mask on...
Someone tell me this is not farcical....

Covid infected hands could have been inside the holes used on the golf course.
When you put your hand in the same hole to retrieve your ball you could become infected.

Last year during lockdowns they removed all the rakes from the bunkers
so as people wouldnt pick them up to rake over footprints in bunkers...'They also had a rubber "shoe" inside the hole so as your ball was easier to remove...
Funny enough they still had plastic sand buckets available for players
to fill up with sand to repair fairway divots..then replace the used buckets
in a storage bin near the 1st tee...
So you couldnt rake your footprints out..no rakes...
But you could spread covid by multiple use of sand buckets....
Go figure.....

[Bobby]

Last year during lockdowns they removed all the rakes from the bunkers
so as people wouldnt pick them up to rake over footprints in bunkers...'They also had a rubber "shoe" inside the hole so as your ball was easier to remove...
Funny enough they still had plastic sand buckets available for players
to fill up with sand to repair fairway divots..then replace the used buckets
in a storage bin near the 1st tee...
So you couldnt rake your footprints out..no rakes...
But you could spread covid by multiple use of sand buckets....
Go figure.....

Dan banned golf during lockdowns.
Then there was zero chance of getting it from other people.

[billy the kid]

Last year during lockdowns they removed all the rakes from the bunkers
so as people wouldnt pick them up to rake over footprints in bunkers...'They also had a rubber "shoe" inside the hole so as your ball was easier to remove...
Funny enough they still had plastic sand buckets available for players
to fill up with sand to repair fairway divots..then replace the used buckets
in a storage bin near the 1st tee...
So you couldnt rake your footprints out..no rakes...
But you could spread covid by multiple use of sand buckets....
Go figure.....

Dan banned golf during lockdowns.
Then there was zero chance of getting it from other people.

Yeah...I saw that...didnt he ban fishing as well..blokes out in a tinnie
were having a dummy spit...
Im surprised that he didnt ban sex...

[Black Orchid]

Reminds me of this from the 'expert health advisors' in BC, Canada

Wear a face covering or mask. Heavy breathing during sex can create more droplets that may transmit COVID-19.
Avoid or limit kissing and saliva exchange.
Choose sexual positions that limit face-to-face contact.
Use barriers, like walls (e.g., glory holes), that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact.
Using condoms, lubricant, and dental dams may help to further reduce the chances by minimizing contact with saliva, semen, feces, blood and/or internal genitalia/vaginal fluids during sex.

http://www.bccdc.ca/health-info/disease ... 19-and-sex

[billy the kid]

Not sure if this applies everywhere...but in Qld all you need to not wear a mask
is an exemption from your doctor....or a statutory declaration stating that you
dont have to wear a mask...etc etc...
The stat dec is carried with you and can be produced if called upon...
Flawed logic if I ever saw it...
You can put anything in a stat dec and the witnessing JP hasnt even
got the right to read it...all he is doing is witnessing your signature....
He has no right to read the stat dec.......
Flawed logic created by incompetent politicians and their "advisers"...

[Bobby]

Reminds me of this from the 'expert health advisors' in BC, Canada

Wear a face covering or mask. Heavy breathing during sex can create more droplets that may transmit COVID-19.
Avoid or limit kissing and saliva exchange.
Choose sexual positions that limit face-to-face contact.
Use barriers, like walls (e.g., glory holes), that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact.
Using condoms, lubricant, and dental dams may help to further reduce the chances by minimizing contact with saliva, semen, feces, blood and/or internal genitalia/vaginal fluids during sex.

http://www.bccdc.ca/health-info/disease ... 19-and-sex

How off putting.

[Bobby]

ABC 24

199 cases in NSW today.

[billy the kid]

Please know...
Get the jab and you can go back to work...
Get the jab and you will be free...
What a fkn con...

[Bobby]

Please know...
Get the jab and you can go back to work...
Get the jab and you will be free...
What a fkn con...

You can trust Gladys.
She's like Ita.




Ita

Every night when I get home
I settle down to prime time limbo
When all the boys are gathered around
Shouting Ita'a on TV
And though the roaches are thick on the ground
Somebody goes to close my window
Keep the noise of the city down
Get a dose of integrity
Every week, in every home
She got wholesome news for the family
I believe, I believe, in what she says
Yes I do
I believe, I believe, at the end of the day
Her magazine'll get me through
Ita's tongue never touches her lips
She could always be my godmother
And though the desk-top hides her hips
My imagination's strong
She's the sweetest thing I've ever seen
I'd like to take her out to dinner
But when I think about the places I've been
I'd probably hold my fork all wrong
Every day and every night
She's the only one we can depend upon
I believe, I believe, in what she says
Yes I do
I believe, I believe, at the end of the day
Her magazine'll get me through
To every housewife through the land
There is no-one else they can depend upon
How could I not believe, when Ita tells me to

[billy the kid]

RBT style Police units to operate in SEQ to enforce lockdown...
Security guards suggested in Sydney supermarkets by Police Minister to enforce
QR system...
Supermarket employees to wear arm bracelets to ensure everyone stays
socially distanced...
Sydney kids to be forced into mandatory jabs to go back to school
AND no one says fkn boo....
Instead they say....
Baa baa baa...