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Post by boxy » Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:25 pm

J.W. Frogen wrote:Bathrooms are breeding grounds for the anal retentive.
Not communal bathrooms though... they just cause the anal retentive's sphincter to clench even tighter :o
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Post by Sinker » Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:00 pm

What makes a turd float or sink in the toilet?

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Post by J.W. Frogen » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:16 am

The Japanese Imperial Navy.

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Post by Svadesh » Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:01 am

boxy wrote:
J.W. Frogen wrote:Bathrooms are breeding grounds for the anal retentive.
Not communal bathrooms though... they just cause the anal retentive's sphincter to clench even tighter :o
You are wrong: Lived in an ashram in India for a while with zero privacy (and I mean ZERO privacy for my little hard turds) in the loo and was quite embarrassed at first to be taking a gassy dump in plain sight (and smell) of everybody. In a few months however I was carrying on a friendly morning conversation with the guy who was dropping a big smelly turd next to me ... without a thought or care in the world. I found Nirvana in a long smelly turd.

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Post by J.W. Frogen » Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:03 pm

In the first Gulf War we had to shit on wood planks with holes over oil drums.

I always thought it appropriate.

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Post by Cheeseball Killer » Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:50 pm

The canned squirty cheese shit I eat when I am drunk really gives me the runs.

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Post by General H. Norman Schwarzkopf » Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:32 am

J.W. Frogen wrote:In the first Gulf War we had to shit on wood planks with holes over oil drums.

I always thought it appropriate.
Goddamit Frogen, you let the cat of of the bag about our horrifying secret weapon we unleashed on the Iraqis!

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Post by freediver » Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:49 am

Sinker wrote:What makes a turd float or sink in the toilet?
A floater is a good sign of health and means you have been eating vegetables, or at least fibre. A sinker means you have probably been eating too much meat, especially if it smells worse.

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Post by Cheese ball Victim » Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:00 am

freediver wrote:
Sinker wrote:What makes a turd float or sink in the toilet?
A floater is a good sign of health and means you have been eating vegetables, or at least fibre. A sinker means you have probably been eating too much meat, especially if it smells worse.

Cheese balls give me a sinker.

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Post by JW Joe » Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:46 pm

General H. Norman Schwarzkopf wrote:
J.W. Frogen wrote:In the first Gulf War we had to shit on wood planks with holes over oil drums.

I always thought it appropriate.
Goddamit Frogen, you let the cat of of the bag about our horrifying secret weapon we unleashed on the Iraqis!
My job was to clean those drums :oops:

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