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[boxy]

Bathrooms are breeding grounds for the anal retentive.

Not communal bathrooms though... they just cause the anal retentive's sphincter to clench even tighter

[Sinker]

What makes a turd float or sink in the toilet?

[J.W. Frogen]

The Japanese Imperial Navy.

[Svadesh]

Bathrooms are breeding grounds for the anal retentive.

Not communal bathrooms though... they just cause the anal retentive's sphincter to clench even tighter

You are wrong: Lived in an ashram in India for a while with zero privacy (and I mean ZERO privacy for my little hard turds) in the loo and was quite embarrassed at first to be taking a gassy dump in plain sight (and smell) of everybody. In a few months however I was carrying on a friendly morning conversation with the guy who was dropping a big smelly turd next to me ... without a thought or care in the world. I found Nirvana in a long smelly turd.

[J.W. Frogen]

In the first Gulf War we had to shit on wood planks with holes over oil drums.

I always thought it appropriate.

[Cheeseball Killer]

The canned squirty cheese shit I eat when I am drunk really gives me the runs.

[General H. Norman Schwarzkopf]

In the first Gulf War we had to shit on wood planks with holes over oil drums.

I always thought it appropriate.

Goddamit Frogen, you let the cat of of the bag about our horrifying secret weapon we unleashed on the Iraqis!

[freediver]

What makes a turd float or sink in the toilet?

A floater is a good sign of health and means you have been eating vegetables, or at least fibre. A sinker means you have probably been eating too much meat, especially if it smells worse.

[Cheese ball Victim]

What makes a turd float or sink in the toilet?

A floater is a good sign of health and means you have been eating vegetables, or at least fibre. A sinker means you have probably been eating too much meat, especially if it smells worse.

Cheese balls give me a sinker.

[JW Joe]

In the first Gulf War we had to shit on wood planks with holes over oil drums.

I always thought it appropriate.

Goddamit Frogen, you let the cat of of the bag about our horrifying secret weapon we unleashed on the Iraqis!

My job was to clean those drums