Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by boxy » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:52 pm

No Aussie, that is a paraphrasing of the defense position.
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."

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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by Aussie » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:26 pm

boxy wrote:No Aussie, that is a paraphrasing of the defense position.
That is very naughty of you boxy because the actual evidence was that she lunged at him with the glass, he defended, deflected, and after that...........???........???..........no evidence.

Section 23 of the Qld Criminal Code......as it was when Noah built the ark.

Bird is innocent, and as for Tiger, fact is, I conject.....I am even willing to speculate.................hell hath no fury like a Scandinavian woman scorned at those night hours! She was giving the Tiger plenty about breaking news concerning his shagging scrags, she even hit the Wuss with some claws.....he decides to run to the SUV. She ain't giving in, grabs a golf club, and as Tiger is trying to flee in the SUV, she belts the vehicle, he loses control and has FOUR impacts with stationary objects.

Am I close?

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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by boxy » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:56 pm

lol.

Tiger took some abuse, but decided to leave the scene until things calmed down, unsuccessfully, as it turns out, and was further injured.

Bird took some abuse, but decided that forcing the glass back in his birds face, and then trying to tell the authorities that his mate did it, was the best option available.

And yet somehow Tiger is the one that deserves Aussies wrath, instead of "good luck"? Yes, very interesting.
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."

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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by AiA in Atlanta » Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:55 am

The identity of Tiger's harem is growing daily - and they are all white. Yet the black community set this man up as a role model. Hmmmm....


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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by boxy » Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:16 pm

AiA in Atlanta wrote:The identity of Tiger's harem is growing daily - and they are all white. Yet the black community set this man up as a role model. Hmmmm....
Are black men that sleep with white women race traitors, or something?
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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by JW.Frogen » Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:21 pm

Tiger is a quadroon, or an octoroon, or a macaroon.

Nadya Suleman is an octoloon.
DEEEEEEEEPTHOUGHT IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by AiA in Atlanta » Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:06 am

boxy wrote:
AiA in Atlanta wrote:The identity of Tiger's harem is growing daily - and they are all white. Yet the black community set this man up as a role model. Hmmmm....
Are black men that sleep with white women race traitors, or something?
Actually, here in the US among the black community they are seen as exactly that.

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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by boxy » Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:22 pm

Your comment suggests that you find it an important factor as well ;)

Tiger's really taking a beating over this now. Time for him to get back out on the greens, I think, doing what he does best. Hitting a little white ball as far as he can, and then chasing it so he can hit it again.
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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!

Post by AiA in Atlanta » Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:01 am

boxy wrote:Your comment suggests that you find it an important factor as well ;)
As I should: I am black as tar.

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