Keeping Tiger in the Tank!
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It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Random guest posting.
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Random guest posting.
- boxy
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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!
No Aussie, that is a paraphrasing of the defense position.
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."
Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!
That is very naughty of you boxy because the actual evidence was that she lunged at him with the glass, he defended, deflected, and after that...........???........???..........no evidence.boxy wrote:No Aussie, that is a paraphrasing of the defense position.
Section 23 of the Qld Criminal Code......as it was when Noah built the ark.
Bird is innocent, and as for Tiger, fact is, I conject.....I am even willing to speculate.................hell hath no fury like a Scandinavian woman scorned at those night hours! She was giving the Tiger plenty about breaking news concerning his shagging scrags, she even hit the Wuss with some claws.....he decides to run to the SUV. She ain't giving in, grabs a golf club, and as Tiger is trying to flee in the SUV, she belts the vehicle, he loses control and has FOUR impacts with stationary objects.
Am I close?
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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!
lol.
Tiger took some abuse, but decided to leave the scene until things calmed down, unsuccessfully, as it turns out, and was further injured.
Bird took some abuse, but decided that forcing the glass back in his birds face, and then trying to tell the authorities that his mate did it, was the best option available.
And yet somehow Tiger is the one that deserves Aussies wrath, instead of "good luck"? Yes, very interesting.
Tiger took some abuse, but decided to leave the scene until things calmed down, unsuccessfully, as it turns out, and was further injured.
Bird took some abuse, but decided that forcing the glass back in his birds face, and then trying to tell the authorities that his mate did it, was the best option available.
And yet somehow Tiger is the one that deserves Aussies wrath, instead of "good luck"? Yes, very interesting.
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."
Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!
The identity of Tiger's harem is growing daily - and they are all white. Yet the black community set this man up as a role model. Hmmmm....
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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!
Are black men that sleep with white women race traitors, or something?AiA in Atlanta wrote:The identity of Tiger's harem is growing daily - and they are all white. Yet the black community set this man up as a role model. Hmmmm....
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."
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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!
Tiger is a quadroon, or an octoroon, or a macaroon.
Nadya Suleman is an octoloon.
Nadya Suleman is an octoloon.
DEEEEEEEEPTHOUGHT IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!
Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!
Actually, here in the US among the black community they are seen as exactly that.boxy wrote:Are black men that sleep with white women race traitors, or something?AiA in Atlanta wrote:The identity of Tiger's harem is growing daily - and they are all white. Yet the black community set this man up as a role model. Hmmmm....
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Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!
Your comment suggests that you find it an important factor as well
Tiger's really taking a beating over this now. Time for him to get back out on the greens, I think, doing what he does best. Hitting a little white ball as far as he can, and then chasing it so he can hit it again.
Tiger's really taking a beating over this now. Time for him to get back out on the greens, I think, doing what he does best. Hitting a little white ball as far as he can, and then chasing it so he can hit it again.
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."
Re: Keeping Tiger in the Tank!
As I should: I am black as tar.boxy wrote:Your comment suggests that you find it an important factor as well
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