Or, "Opening Post."Jovial Monk wrote:WTF is an OP, Dad?
Some more Keatingisms
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It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Random guest posting.
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Random guest posting.
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Re: Some more Keatingisms
Mind you Howard could say the best Keatingism is "fuck me, four eyes has beat me into the pig farm again".
Wit is nice, but power is all that matters in politics.
Wit is nice, but power is all that matters in politics.
Re: Some more Keatingisms
"All tip and no iceberg" I believe demolished the mythology that Costello tried to build about himself. Costello is now not in power and is no longer even an MP!
Pen is mightier than the sword kinda thing.
Pen is mightier than the sword kinda thing.
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Re: Some more Keatingisms
I had access to all the pens I wanted in Bosnia, no swords or guns.Jovial Monk wrote: Pen is mightier than the sword kinda thing.
The quote falls on it's face, or rather in a pool of blood.
Re: Some more Keatingisms
I think Cosello said something like Labor in charge of our $1.1trillion dollar economy gave him nightmares.
Good one, Tip! We have to pay off your $200Bn+ govt debt!
Good one, Tip! We have to pay off your $200Bn+ govt debt!
Re: Some more Keatingisms
if only he had listened to Keating.."On Federal Treasurer, Peter Costello:
"The thing about poor old Costello is he is all tip and no iceberg. He can throw a punch across the parliament but the bloke he should be throwing a punch to is Howard, but of course he doesn't have the ticker for it."
"He has now been treasurer for 11 years. The old coconut is still there araldited to the seat. The treasurer works on the smart quips but when it comes to staring down the prime minister in his office he always leaves disappointed. He never gets the sword out"
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Re: Some more Keatingisms
Hi Auzgirl.
Not trying to make sweet love to you, well, not my primary purpose, just saying hi and how you going?
Not trying to make sweet love to you, well, not my primary purpose, just saying hi and how you going?
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Re: Some more Keatingisms
My favorate Keatingism is "You are so dumb you probably think you exist."
No, that was a Frogenism.
No, that was a Frogenism.
Re: Some more Keatingisms
JWFrogen wrote:My favorate Keatingism is "You are so dumb you probably think you exist."
No, that was a Frogenism.
Impressive, as always Frogen..
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