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Re: Some more Keatingisms

Post by Aussie » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:20 pm

Jovial Monk wrote:WTF is an OP, Dad?
Or, "Opening Post."

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Re: Some more Keatingisms

Post by JWFrogen » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:59 pm

Mind you Howard could say the best Keatingism is "fuck me, four eyes has beat me into the pig farm again".

Wit is nice, but power is all that matters in politics.

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Re: Some more Keatingisms

Post by Jovial Monk » Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:53 am

"All tip and no iceberg" I believe demolished the mythology that Costello tried to build about himself. Costello is now not in power and is no longer even an MP!

Pen is mightier than the sword kinda thing.

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Re: Some more Keatingisms

Post by JWFrogen » Sat Oct 24, 2009 7:48 pm

Jovial Monk wrote: Pen is mightier than the sword kinda thing.
I had access to all the pens I wanted in Bosnia, no swords or guns.

The quote falls on it's face, or rather in a pool of blood.

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Re: Some more Keatingisms

Post by Jovial Monk » Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:05 am

I think Cosello said something like Labor in charge of our $1.1trillion dollar economy gave him nightmares.

Good one, Tip! We have to pay off your $200Bn+ govt debt!

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Re: Some more Keatingisms

Post by Auzgurl » Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:14 pm

"On Federal Treasurer, Peter Costello:
"The thing about poor old Costello is he is all tip and no iceberg. He can throw a punch across the parliament but the bloke he should be throwing a punch to is Howard, but of course he doesn't have the ticker for it."

"He has now been treasurer for 11 years. The old coconut is still there araldited to the seat. The treasurer works on the smart quips but when it comes to staring down the prime minister in his office he always leaves disappointed. He never gets the sword out"
if only he had listened to Keating..

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Re: Some more Keatingisms

Post by JWFrogen » Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:57 pm

Hi Auzgirl.

Not trying to make sweet love to you, well, not my primary purpose, just saying hi and how you going?

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Re: Some more Keatingisms

Post by JWFrogen » Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:58 pm

My favorate Keatingism is "You are so dumb you probably think you exist."

No, that was a Frogenism.

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Re: Some more Keatingisms

Post by Auzgurl » Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:59 pm

Hi Frogen how are you ,I'm fine thanks.. and you?

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Re: Some more Keatingisms

Post by Auzgurl » Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:00 pm

JWFrogen wrote:My favorate Keatingism is "You are so dumb you probably think you exist."

No, that was a Frogenism.

Impressive, as always Frogen..

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