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Jovial Monk

Re: Happiness is. . .

Post by Jovial Monk » Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:31 pm

Heh, loved your posts in the Sheep Pen today.

A lot of asylum seekers do travel here by plane. For a lot, esp those fleeing their own govt it isn't possible--no papers no visa so no plane trip. And the RWDBs make it seem so easy, arrive then get on a boat and sail to Australia. Fucking boat is unreliable, leaking and more than one sinks with the drowning death of all on board.

The other thing I love is the "orderly queues" in refugee camps. Don't exist. Sorry.

skippy

Re: Happiness is. . .

Post by skippy » Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:41 pm

Deepy better get onto Wiki and tell them the're wrong because according to wiki overstaying your visa makes you an illegal immigrant.

Jovial Monk

Re: Happiness is. . .

Post by Jovial Monk » Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:49 pm

One of my customers was one such overstayer. A Canadian, worked, paid taxes but eventually got dragged to Villawood and put on a plane to Canada. Fucking stupid, he was an asset here FFS!

Re the orderly queues that don't exist, some of the people there have to sell a daughter, occasionally a son, for sheer survival. See Naffies "poem"? Repeated all the old, often refuted crap.

Immigration Officer

Re: Happiness is. . .

Post by Immigration Officer » Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:51 pm

Jovial Monk wrote:One of my customers was one such overstayer. A Canadian, worked, paid taxes but eventually got dragged to Villawood and put on a plane to Canada. Fucking stupid, he was an asset here FFS!

Re the orderly queues that don't exist, some of the people there have to sell a daughter, occasionally a son, for sheer survival. See Naffies "poem"? Repeated all the old, often refuted crap.
The Canadian was an illegal according to the LAW! Just because you thought he was a nice bloke and paid GST on what he bought doesn't mean he was entitled to remain here as a lawful citizen. We have Immigration laws for this sort of person who thinks that because they have the money to fly here means they can stay.

IF Australia let in people YOU like, imagine the problems? Immigration doesn't work that way. The RULES apply to everyone seeking to come here. Whether you happen to like them or not is irrelivant.

Maybe you should go back "home" to the Netherlands and see how much they like you, now that you have aged a bit?

Immigration Officer

Re: Happiness is. . .

Post by Immigration Officer » Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:01 pm

skippy wrote:Deepy better get onto Wiki and tell them the're wrong because according to wiki overstaying your visa makes you an illegal immigrant.
Try flying to the USA without the appropriate "visa" and see how far you get. Many Aussies have been turned away and sent back home when they thought they were going on a HOLIDAY. Australia is catching up. Everything is on the computer these days.

A VISA has a time limit. Staying in the Country after the Visa runs out definitely makes you an "illegal" according to the Law.

Times have changed.

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Re: Happiness is. . .

Post by JWFrogen » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:18 am

Immigration Officer wrote: Try flying to the USA without the appropriate "visa" and see how far you get. Many Aussies have been turned away and sent back home when they thought they were going on a HOLIDAY. .
US officials strip search anyone without a Visa except Aussies because Aussies are usually so poorly dressed they are already considered naked.

Jovial Monk

Re: Happiness is. . .

Post by Jovial Monk » Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:31 am

Immigration Officer wrote:
Jovial Monk wrote:One of my customers was one such overstayer. A Canadian, worked, paid taxes but eventually got dragged to Villawood and put on a plane to Canada. Fucking stupid, he was an asset here FFS!

Re the orderly queues that don't exist, some of the people there have to sell a daughter, occasionally a son, for sheer survival. See Naffies "poem"? Repeated all the old, often refuted crap.
The Canadian was an illegal according to the LAW! Just because you thought he was a nice bloke and paid GST on what he bought doesn't mean he was entitled to remain here as a lawful citizen. We have Immigration laws for this sort of person who thinks that because they have the money to fly here means they can stay.

IF Australia let in people YOU like, imagine the problems? Immigration doesn't work that way. The RULES apply to everyone seeking to come here. Whether you happen to like them or not is irrelivant.

Maybe you should go back "home" to the Netherlands and see how much they like you, now that you have aged a bit?
Well, d'uh, maybe we should change the fucking rules? This world is being run far too fucking much for my liking by faceless fucking burocrazies! Try thinking some time.

skippy

Re: Happiness is. . .

Post by skippy » Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:34 am

Immigration Officer wrote:
skippy wrote:Deepy better get onto Wiki and tell them the're wrong because according to wiki overstaying your visa makes you an illegal immigrant.
Try flying to the USA without the appropriate "visa" and see how far you get. Many Aussies have been turned away and sent back home when they thought they were going on a HOLIDAY. Australia is catching up. Everything is on the computer these days.

A VISA has a time limit. Staying in the Country after the Visa runs out definitely makes you an "illegal" according to the Law.

Times have changed.
Hey nefi, dont hide behind a sock hop in and join the party, you're a member here, remember?

Jovial Monk

Re: Happiness is. . .

Post by Jovial Monk » Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:43 am

Oh man, you should rech page 65 of the 'Death of WWPA' (you would think they would change the title!) they are standing around in a circle jerk telling each other how honest they are! Yes!

And after IQ posted Aussie's private details Deepshit is still hopeful of recruiting new members! Deepshit tells Aussie to remove private details while my name is still being bandied about in the Thunderbox. Totally and completely honest is Deepshit. In his mind he is.

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Re: Happiness is. . .

Post by Guest » Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:00 pm

Jovial Monk wrote: Well, d'uh, maybe we should change the fucking rules? This world is being run far too fucking much for my liking by faceless fucking burocrazies! Try thinking some time.
You weren't even born here so shut your fucking gob! You are a bloody migrant, go back "home" if you can't accept what Australia has done for YOU ... arsehole.

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