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How to TRY to get out of a DUI

Post by Neferti » Fri Oct 28, 2016 5:19 pm

In the UK .......

Woman motorist, 39, who was asked by policeman to blow into breathalyser ‘grabbed his crotch and offered to perform lewd sex act instead’
A woman motorist grabbed the crotch of a policeman and offered him sexual favours when he gave her a breath test, a jury heard.

Sally Brown, 39, was stopped by the young constable in the early hours of the morning, a court heard.

As he was explaining to her how to use the breathalyser kit she told him: ‘I will blow you’, it was alleged.

York Crown Court was told three police officers, including the complainant were in a vehicle in Scarborough, North Yorkshire, at 4.14am on February 28 this year.

Prosecutor Mehran Nassiri said: ‘They came across a Suzuki Swift driving in front of them.

‘The manner of the driving caused the officers to stop the vehicle and they formed the view Miss Brown was under the influence.

‘They invited her to provide a roadside sample. The equipment was not calibrated. So other equipment was brought.

‘The PC was explaining she had to blow into the tube and she said ‘I will blow you’ - and grabbed the officer by the crotch.’
:rofl Lewd? :rofl

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... stead.html

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Re: How to TRY to get out of a DUI

Post by Redneck » Fri Oct 28, 2016 5:21 pm

Wow

That is some sort of a women!

Only ever in my dreams unfortunately!

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Re: How to TRY to get out of a DUI

Post by Black Orchid » Fri Oct 28, 2016 8:01 pm

I had to lodge some documents at a local Court last year and while I was there I went into the Court room to listen in.

There were a string of DUI offenders. Some were second and third offenders. No BJs offered to the Judge but they were all let off with a slap on the wrist.

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Post by Redneck » Fri Oct 28, 2016 8:05 pm

Black Orchid wrote:I had to lodge some documents at a local Court last year and while I was there I went into the Court room to listen in.

There were a string of DUI offenders. Some were second and third offenders. No BJs offered to the Judge but they were all let off with a slap on the wrist.
Yes slap on the wrist!

I just cant believe how pathetic the law is at times!

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Post by Black Orchid » Fri Oct 28, 2016 8:11 pm

Redneck wrote:
Black Orchid wrote:I had to lodge some documents at a local Court last year and while I was there I went into the Court room to listen in.

There were a string of DUI offenders. Some were second and third offenders. No BJs offered to the Judge but they were all let off with a slap on the wrist.
Yes slap on the wrist!

I just cant believe how pathetic the law is at times!
I was stunned to be honest. A third offender based his defence on needing his car to get to work and I can't remember now what happened but it was nothing more than a slap on the wrist.

Don't drink and drive and if you do, and especially when you continue to do so, there should be consequences that will deter you from doing it again. It's ridiculous.

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Re: How to TRY to get out of a DUI

Post by mantra » Sat Oct 29, 2016 10:45 am

Neferti~ wrote:In the UK .......

Woman motorist, 39, who was asked by policeman to blow into breathalyser ‘grabbed his crotch and offered to perform lewd sex act instead’
A woman motorist grabbed the crotch of a policeman and offered him sexual favours when he gave her a breath test, a jury heard.

Sally Brown, 39, was stopped by the young constable in the early hours of the morning, a court heard.

As he was explaining to her how to use the breathalyser kit she told him: ‘I will blow you’, it was alleged.

York Crown Court was told three police officers, including the complainant were in a vehicle in Scarborough, North Yorkshire, at 4.14am on February 28 this year.

Prosecutor Mehran Nassiri said: ‘They came across a Suzuki Swift driving in front of them.

‘The manner of the driving caused the officers to stop the vehicle and they formed the view Miss Brown was under the influence.

‘They invited her to provide a roadside sample. The equipment was not calibrated. So other equipment was brought.

‘The PC was explaining she had to blow into the tube and she said ‘I will blow you’ - and grabbed the officer by the crotch.’
:rofl Lewd? :rofl

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... stead.html
That's probably been a regular occurrence for decades. I bet there would be the occasional officer who succumbed, but probably before police cameras were in use.

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Post by IQS.RLOW » Sat Oct 29, 2016 10:54 am

Agnes has been busy offering but surprisingly, toothless crack whore blowjobs aren't really appealing.
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Re: How to TRY to get out of a DUI

Post by Neferti » Sat Oct 29, 2016 3:57 pm

mantra wrote:
That's probably been a regular occurrence for decades. I bet there would be the occasional officer who succumbed, but probably before police cameras were in use.


Really? I've never been stopped by the Police. Although I recall, many years ago, driving in a 60 kph area at around 80 kph and I looked left and there was a Copper in full uniform passing me.
:oops

He must have been late for dinner .... or something. :giggle

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Post by Redneck » Sat Oct 29, 2016 4:02 pm

Neferti~ wrote:
mantra wrote:
That's probably been a regular occurrence for decades. I bet there would be the occasional officer who succumbed, but probably before police cameras were in use.


Really? I've never been stopped by the Police. Although I recall, many years ago, driving in a 60 kph area at around 80 kph and I looked left and there was a Copper in full uniform passing me.
:oops

He must have been late for dinner .... or something. :giggle
He looked over and said

"Too Ugly!"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: How to TRY to get out of a DUI

Post by Neferti » Sat Oct 29, 2016 5:46 pm

did you notice the red on my posts?

Belconnen Way ....

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