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Bugger off back where you came from, or we'll put you down!

Post by boxy » Thu May 14, 2015 6:30 pm

Good call, Barnaby.

Johnny Depp sneaks his pet dogs into the country, without going through quarantine. I wouldn't even be giving them 3 days to get out. Either you fly them out immediately, or they go into quarantine right now, pending eviction or being put down.
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Post by Black Orchid » Thu May 14, 2015 7:51 pm

Barnaby is just jealous and trying to flex his muscles.

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Post by AiA in Atlanta » Thu May 14, 2015 9:54 pm

"It's time that Pistol and Boo buggered off back to the United States," Barnaby.

A real international crisis on his hands. Glad to see he is handling it so eloquently.

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Post by boxy » Thu May 14, 2015 10:31 pm

Oh, indeed it is a serious issue.

Don't fucking sneak your pets into Australia, you fucking numpties, when there is a perfectly simply process to go through, and they would be welcome anyway. We don't want your diseases.
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Post by mozzaok » Fri May 15, 2015 1:06 pm

The actions of Depp are just like a pirates, so anyone would think that Depp was promoting his next movie

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Post by mantra » Fri May 15, 2015 2:05 pm

If Depp got away with it - others would demand the same in the future. It was pretty sneaky.

Kyle Sandilands told Barnaby off publicly, but he's the one who came across like a hillbilly and a thug.
RADIO host Kyle Sandilands has unleashed on Agriculture Minister Barnaby Joyce, describing him as a “wanker” for threatening to kill Johnny Depp’s dogs before hanging up.

Mr Joyce was scheduled to be interviewed about the dogs’ situation on Kiis FM this morning, but instead endured something more like an extended spray.

The host of the Kyle and Jackie O show warmed up by making his views perfectly clear.

“We just sound like a bunch of hillbilly redneck losers saying bugger off back to Hollywood or we’ll euthanise your dogs, it’s just too much,” Sandilands said. He was responding to Mr Joyce’s comments yesterday, which made headlines around the world.

“It doesn’t matter if Johnny Depp has been awarded sexiest man alive twice, it’s time Boo and Pistol bugger off home ... Mr Depp has to either take his dogs back to California or we’re going to have to euthanise them,” Mr Joyce said.

Once the minister got on the line, he didn’t stand a chance against Sandilands’ fury, with the host accusing him of grandstanding and asking whether he regretted his choice of words.

“Why do you have to sound like such a hero ... making out you’re going to kill someone’s dogs?” Mr Sandilands asked.

“It’s the law mate, that’s how it works,” Mr Joyce countered, struggling to get a word in.

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“You sound like an absolute clown telling the guy to bugger off to Hollywood or we’ll kill his dogs. You sound like an idiot.

“You’re a government minister, not some idiot off the street mouthing off to a news camera. Have some decency.”

The irony of being told off by the controversial radio host was not lost on Mr Joyce who said: “That’s interesting coming from you mate”.

But that fired up Sandilands even more, with the host cutting him off angrily: “Oh shut up Barnaby, you’re an absolute joke Barnaby ... I’m going off because you sound like an insensitive wanker ... you’re a joke, you’re a disgrace and you should retract your statement and reword it properly.”

Mr Joyce was almost left speechless by the spray, saying “Jesus, you’re a savage little man aren’t you?” and co-host Jackie O tried to calm the situation down before Sandilands decided to hang up on the minister.

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Post by mellie » Fri May 15, 2015 2:43 pm

I think Barnaby could have handled it better, (no need to carry-on the way he did, perhaps he was having a really bad day :mrgreen: ) ...though can Sandilands talk?

True, he's not a minister, but he of all people can't talk.

I think it was irresponsible and disrespectful of Depp to bring his dogs into Australia without following quarantine protocol.

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Post by boxy » Fri May 15, 2015 5:22 pm

Consider it a public service announcement, that reached 10's of millions of people who would otherwise have no idea about how seriously we take quarantine 8-)
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Post by Neferti » Fri May 15, 2015 5:42 pm

boxy wrote:Consider it a public service announcement, that reached 10's of millions of people who would otherwise have no idea about how seriously we take quarantine 8-)
Film Stars can't just arrive here in their Private Jets with their cute little dogs. Australia has Quarantine arrangements for a VERY GOOD reason. They have to follow the RULES, like everybody else who comes here.

Barnaby was right to bring it up but the dogs had been here for a MONTH already. Who knows what "germs" they left at the "exclusive doggie parlour" at the Gold Coast where they had their little bottoms cleaned, etcetera.

I just think that people like Depp (cutest guy ;) ) needs to take notice of the RULES of FOREIGN countries and it was probably his "minders" that fucked up ... doubt he would be arranging transport of his wife's puppies. Someone needs to be TOLD.

Why do some people think that they are beyond a Country's Rules?

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Post by Black Orchid » Fri May 15, 2015 7:23 pm

The rules were broken, sure, but Barnaby was way over the top about it. It could have been handled quietly without the dramatics.

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