The best careers
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- Hebe
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The best careers
Read and be envious.
"Strangulation was my hobby. When I applied for the job and did well on the tests – proving that I could take the psychological pressure and so on – they said: 'Congratulations. Now, grow a moustache'.
"The truth is that my heart is dead, because executing comes from the heart, not the moustache. Only if you have a heart of stone can you be content in this line of work."
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/wo ... ling-note/
"Strangulation was my hobby. When I applied for the job and did well on the tests – proving that I could take the psychological pressure and so on – they said: 'Congratulations. Now, grow a moustache'.
"The truth is that my heart is dead, because executing comes from the heart, not the moustache. Only if you have a heart of stone can you be content in this line of work."
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/wo ... ling-note/
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- boxy
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Re: The best careers
I figure there are plenty of fucked up people, in all sorts of jobs associated with death, you can only hope that there are sufficient oversights to ensure they don't do harm, in civilised societies.
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Re: The best careers
Exactly...I mean who the fuck would ever decide to major as a proctologist?
Of course, they're needed but what sort of person says after 3-4 years of medical studies says "yeah! Colons, shit and arseholes is what I want to do with the rest of my life"
Of course, they're needed but what sort of person says after 3-4 years of medical studies says "yeah! Colons, shit and arseholes is what I want to do with the rest of my life"
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Re: The best careers
Are necrophiliacs attracted to the funeral industry the way pedos are attracted to jobs that relate to children? Which brings up another question - can a woman be a necrophiliac?
- IQS.RLOW
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I'm sure there a joke about being boned in there somewhere...
But that would be marrow minded and lacking in humerus
But that would be marrow minded and lacking in humerus
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- Hebe
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IQS.RLOW wrote:I'm sure there a joke about being boned in there somewhere...
But that would be marrow minded and lacking in humerus
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- Hebe
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IQS.RLOW wrote:Exactly...I mean who the fuck would ever decide to major as a proctologist?
Of course, they're needed but what sort of person says after 3-4 years of medical studies says "yeah! Colons, shit and arseholes is what I want to do with the rest of my life"
Politicians?
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Re: The best careers
I am an amateur gynocologist, I am just looking into it
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