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The best careers

Post by Hebe » Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:20 pm

Read and be envious.

"Strangulation was my hobby. When I applied for the job and did well on the tests – proving that I could take the psychological pressure and so on – they said: 'Congratulations. Now, grow a moustache'.
"The truth is that my heart is dead, because executing comes from the heart, not the moustache. Only if you have a heart of stone can you be content in this line of work."

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/wo ... ling-note/

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Post by boxy » Fri Nov 01, 2013 7:27 pm

I figure there are plenty of fucked up people, in all sorts of jobs associated with death, you can only hope that there are sufficient oversights to ensure they don't do harm, in civilised societies.
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Post by IQS.RLOW » Fri Nov 01, 2013 9:44 pm

Exactly...I mean who the fuck would ever decide to major as a proctologist?

Of course, they're needed but what sort of person says after 3-4 years of medical studies says "yeah! Colons, shit and arseholes is what I want to do with the rest of my life"
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Re: The best careers

Post by AiA in Atlanta » Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:29 pm

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Are necrophiliacs attracted to the funeral industry the way pedos are attracted to jobs that relate to children? Which brings up another question - can a woman be a necrophiliac?

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Post by IQS.RLOW » Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:44 pm

I'm sure there a joke about being boned in there somewhere...

But that would be marrow minded and lacking in humerus :P
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Re: The best careers

Post by Hebe » Sat Nov 02, 2013 9:56 am

IQS.RLOW wrote:I'm sure there a joke about being boned in there somewhere...

But that would be marrow minded and lacking in humerus :P
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Re: The best careers

Post by Hebe » Sat Nov 02, 2013 9:57 am

IQS.RLOW wrote:Exactly...I mean who the fuck would ever decide to major as a proctologist?

Of course, they're needed but what sort of person says after 3-4 years of medical studies says "yeah! Colons, shit and arseholes is what I want to do with the rest of my life"

Politicians?
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Re: The best careers

Post by Plough » Sun Nov 03, 2013 11:06 pm

I am an amateur gynocologist, I am just looking into it

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