Hill billy capers
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It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Random guest posting.
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- Outlaw Yogi
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About to run out of credit, must be brief .Neferti~ wrote:We need pictures of Fred growing up and your camp now you have obtained your Super.
OK, next time.
Got lots of dog shots.
The campsite's a bit rough, but put a donga on a hill. Van's still in a hollow.
Leave it at the pub Actually I have a 3 way fridge hooked up to car/truck batteries powered with solar panels.Neferti~ wrote:PS How do you keep the beer cold?
And when I'm cold I put a gas burner on.
Dingos are currently stalking my dog. So I'm hunting and trapping dingos. Caught a crow a few days a go.
If Donald Trump is so close to the Ruskis, why couldn't he get Vladimir Putin to put novichok in Xi Jjinping's lipstick?
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No, tank/container is on a box trailer.Jovial_Monk wrote:The 1000L tank didn’t squash the snake?
If Donald Trump is so close to the Ruskis, why couldn't he get Vladimir Putin to put novichok in Xi Jjinping's lipstick?
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Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
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Not a bad joke.
The pic's a beauty though.
The pic's a beauty though.
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Seen plenty of these lately ..
Spotted this character at my place by torch light about a year ago.
He's a sandy coloured Shepherd X. Apparently his mate is black.
But from what I can tell the rest of his pack is red .. seen 2 in daylight so far.
Spotted this character at my place by torch light about a year ago.
He's a sandy coloured Shepherd X. Apparently his mate is black.
But from what I can tell the rest of his pack is red .. seen 2 in daylight so far.
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Jovial_Monk wrote:You’re surrounded by niggers and injuns?
"niggers" is a naughty word. WTF is the message you are trying to delivery here Monk.
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If no-one objects, and I don't intend to, I'm about to have a whoppin big (355 square KM) mineral exploration permit slapped on and right around me.
At this stage the only way I can benefit is if the company buying the company about to be granted the permit pays spotters fees for being shown/led to what's within their exploration territory. I walked 24 Km or more yesterday, collecting mineral samples, and hoping to find pigs of course.
Some people shoot roos for dog food. I don't have to, because my dog goes and gets his own.
At this stage the only way I can benefit is if the company buying the company about to be granted the permit pays spotters fees for being shown/led to what's within their exploration territory. I walked 24 Km or more yesterday, collecting mineral samples, and hoping to find pigs of course.
Some people shoot roos for dog food. I don't have to, because my dog goes and gets his own.
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On my pig and mineral hunts I find places like this ..
Met a bloke in Bundy who used to live out here, he swears there's a panther out here and he's seen it.
Recently I found what look like large cat prints (aprox 3 inches wide), and this morning I met another pig hunter who reckons he's got photos of large cat prints.
If it makes you happy JM, I'll dub him 'Nigger'
Seems there's more than just rumour to this big cat story [Panther like cat killed and dragged 100K calf]Met a bloke in Bundy who used to live out here, he swears there's a panther out here and he's seen it.
Recently I found what look like large cat prints (aprox 3 inches wide), and this morning I met another pig hunter who reckons he's got photos of large cat prints.
If it makes you happy JM, I'll dub him 'Nigger'
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