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Post by Jovial_Monk » Wed May 22, 2013 6:01 pm

The 1000L tank didn’t squash the snake?

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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:48 am

Neferti~ wrote:We need pictures of Fred growing up and your camp now you have obtained your Super. ;)
About to run out of credit, must be brief .
OK, next time.
Got lots of dog shots.
The campsite's a bit rough, but put a donga on a hill. Van's still in a hollow.

Neferti~ wrote:PS How do you keep the beer cold?
Leave it at the pub :P Actually I have a 3 way fridge hooked up to car/truck batteries powered with solar panels.
And when I'm cold I put a gas burner on.

Dingos are currently stalking my dog. So I'm hunting and trapping dingos. Caught a crow a few days a go.
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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:49 am

Jovial_Monk wrote:The 1000L tank didn’t squash the snake?
No, tank/container is on a box trailer.
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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Super Nova » Thu Jul 04, 2013 10:12 pm

Image

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Wed Jul 10, 2013 11:45 am

Not a bad joke.
The pic's a beauty though. 8-)
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Post by Outlaw Yogi » Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:56 am

Seen plenty of these lately ..
fat red belly 2.JPG
Spotted this character at my place by torch light about a year ago.
He's a sandy coloured Shepherd X. Apparently his mate is black.
But from what I can tell the rest of his pack is red .. seen 2 in daylight so far.
feral dog 1.JPG
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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Jovial_Monk » Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:05 pm

You’re surrounded by niggers and injuns?

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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Super Nova » Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:04 pm

Jovial_Monk wrote:You’re surrounded by niggers and injuns?

"niggers" is a naughty word. WTF is the message you are trying to delivery here Monk.
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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Wed Sep 11, 2013 11:34 am

If no-one objects, and I don't intend to, I'm about to have a whoppin big (355 square KM) mineral exploration permit slapped on and right around me.
At this stage the only way I can benefit is if the company buying the company about to be granted the permit pays spotters fees for being shown/led to what's within their exploration territory. I walked 24 Km or more yesterday, collecting mineral samples, and hoping to find pigs of course.

Some people shoot roos for dog food. I don't have to, because my dog goes and gets his own.
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Re: Hill billy capers

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Wed Sep 11, 2013 11:53 am

On my pig and mineral hunts I find places like this ..
Fred @ unamed Ck in SF2 (#2) [@25%].JPG
Seems there's more than just rumour to this big cat story [Panther like cat killed and dragged 100K calf]
Met a bloke in Bundy who used to live out here, he swears there's a panther out here and he's seen it.
Recently I found what look like large cat prints (aprox 3 inches wide), and this morning I met another pig hunter who reckons he's got photos of large cat prints.

If it makes you happy JM, I'll dub him 'Nigger'
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