Hill billy capers
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It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Random guest posting.
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Random guest posting.
- Outlaw Yogi
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Re: Hill billy capers
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Seems Roxy's having/had a phantom pregnancy ... shows the signs, but 10 weeks has past and no pups ... which is good actually.
Was hoping Max was too young to be fertile (was only 7 & 1/2 months at the time) and it turns out he is.
I knew Mastiff type dogs take 3 years to mentally mature (Bull Arabs too) and now I'm advised they take about the same to sexually mature as well.
Anyway, he's turning into quite a hansom brute ...
Seems Roxy's having/had a phantom pregnancy ... shows the signs, but 10 weeks has past and no pups ... which is good actually.
Was hoping Max was too young to be fertile (was only 7 & 1/2 months at the time) and it turns out he is.
I knew Mastiff type dogs take 3 years to mentally mature (Bull Arabs too) and now I'm advised they take about the same to sexually mature as well.
Anyway, he's turning into quite a hansom brute ...
If Donald Trump is so close to the Ruskis, why couldn't he get Vladimir Putin to put novichok in Xi Jjinping's lipstick?
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.The rain's been good ... greened the grass.
Got a bit of hail to, but only little rocks.
Was hoping the wet would bring the pigs back ... had a couple of looks, but nothing yet.
Pig's have been ripping up the ground in the orchards at work (Kolan River runs through the property).
A few years ago I asked the farm owner's eldest son about pigging on the farm and he replied "I do that".
Apparently he's been trying to catch the pigs currently ripping up the farm but has failed miserably.
I put it the the owner's youngest son (my boss) "If your brother can't catch these pigs, how about letting me have a go?"
And I thing it might be a goer ... fingers crossed. This is a cane toad orgy ...
This is what happens if you eat cane toad eggs ...
Got a bit of hail to, but only little rocks.
Was hoping the wet would bring the pigs back ... had a couple of looks, but nothing yet.
Pig's have been ripping up the ground in the orchards at work (Kolan River runs through the property).
A few years ago I asked the farm owner's eldest son about pigging on the farm and he replied "I do that".
Apparently he's been trying to catch the pigs currently ripping up the farm but has failed miserably.
I put it the the owner's youngest son (my boss) "If your brother can't catch these pigs, how about letting me have a go?"
And I thing it might be a goer ... fingers crossed. This is a cane toad orgy ...
This is what happens if you eat cane toad eggs ...
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If Donald Trump is so close to the Ruskis, why couldn't he get Vladimir Putin to put novichok in Xi Jjinping's lipstick?
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Re: Hill billy capers
Did that fish die from embarrassment lol
- Neferti
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Re: Hill billy capers
Yogi's Capers is up to Page 46 ... it is an interesting rendition ... you should browse through it BigP.
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My best guess is it was poisoned from eating cane toad eggs
If Donald Trump is so close to the Ruskis, why couldn't he get Vladimir Putin to put novichok in Xi Jjinping's lipstick?
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Sunday arvo I was pushing a wheel barrow around towards the front of my block when a police 4WD rolled in.
They had a summons for me to appear in court and I asked "about what?"
Turns out the info I gave Wynnum CIB 3 years ago is being used in the prosecution against Benny fables.
Benny's facing a list of charges and despite the cops having quite a bit of evidence and several witnesses he's pleading not guilty and going to trial.
On Wednesday I appeared as a witness. The 1st witness. I can't comment on the evidence per se but I really made Benny's barrister earn his money.
This barrister tried twisting and outright changing what I'd written and said but I pulled him up every time.
Seems I might be too strong a witness as they've had the case adjourned and are now arguing over the evidence.
I learnt quite a bit about things regarding others involved ... should be really interesting ... in a couple of months.
They had a summons for me to appear in court and I asked "about what?"
Turns out the info I gave Wynnum CIB 3 years ago is being used in the prosecution against Benny fables.
Benny's facing a list of charges and despite the cops having quite a bit of evidence and several witnesses he's pleading not guilty and going to trial.
On Wednesday I appeared as a witness. The 1st witness. I can't comment on the evidence per se but I really made Benny's barrister earn his money.
This barrister tried twisting and outright changing what I'd written and said but I pulled him up every time.
Seems I might be too strong a witness as they've had the case adjourned and are now arguing over the evidence.
I learnt quite a bit about things regarding others involved ... should be really interesting ... in a couple of months.
If Donald Trump is so close to the Ruskis, why couldn't he get Vladimir Putin to put novichok in Xi Jjinping's lipstick?
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- Neferti
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Re: Hill billy capers
You just posted in Yogi's Hill Billy Capers, page 46 .... start reading at page 1.
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