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It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Random guest posting.
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Bloody hell. Did NOIQ think that I was contemplating he was Mellie? No way, Jose.
She beats the shit out of him on all counts, except one.
She beats the shit out of him on all counts, except one.
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You ever heard of fly wire, ya bloody bumpkin.boxy wrote:This time of year, it's a common problem to be shooshing insects off the 'puter screen, but what's the weirdest thing you've hunted?
Just had a spider run across mine... well, half way across, stopping, fair in the middle, laffin Only a baby though.
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I'm hunting cats at the moment. Well, trapping at least.
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Fuck up idiot. I was talking to Mantra. Nothing to do with youNed Kelly wrote:Bloody hell. Did NOIQ think that I was contemplating he was Mellie? No way, Jose.
Unless I am referencing a nazi, a fluffy bunny or a dictator you aren't even in the equation so shut the fuck up unless you are spoken to, bitch
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Swami Dring wrote:You ever heard of fly wire, ya bloody bumpkin.boxy wrote:This time of year, it's a common problem to be shooshing insects off the 'puter screen, but what's the weirdest thing you've hunted?
Just had a spider run across mine... well, half way across, stopping, fair in the middle, laffin Only a baby though.
Only seems to work, if you never open a door after dark... and even then, not on spidies, and not even on 100% of the most annoying little buggers
Might be different in areas with a higher light pollution level too, I guess.
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boxy wrote:I especially like this section...
There are theories that link cats to schizophrenia and dogs to multiple sclerosis in humans ... there was an island somewhere that didn't have a history of either canines nor MS but after dogs were brought to the island cases of MS began to proliferate.It has been found that the parasite has the ability to change the behaviour of its host: infected rats and mice are less fearful of cats—in fact, some of the infected rats seek out cat-urine-marked areas. This effect is advantageous to the parasite, which will be able to proliferate as a cat could eat the infected rat and later reproduce.[24] The mechanism for this change is not completely understood, but there is evidence that toxoplasmosis infection raises dopamine levels and concentrates in the amygdala in infected mice.[25]
The findings of behavioural alteration in rats and mice have led some scientists to speculate that Toxoplasma may have similar effects in humans, even in the latent phase that had previously been considered asymptomatic. Toxoplasma is one of a number of parasites that may alter their host's behaviour as a part of their life cycle.[26] The behaviors observed, if caused by the parasite, are likely due to infection and low-grade encephalitis, which is marked by the presence of cysts in the human brain, which may produce or induce production of a neurotransmitter, possibly dopamine,[27] therefore acting similarly to dopamine reuptake inhibitor type antidepressants and stimulants.
Cat ladies, anyone?
There are theories that link cats to schizophrenia and dogs to multiple sclerosis in humans ... there was an island somewhere that didn't have a history of either canines nor MS but after dogs were brought to the island cases of MS began to proliferate.
Then there is the theory that when humans moved into areas with large prehistoric mammals the dogs that came with them carried something that was transmitted to these large mammals that disrupted their life cycles some how and helped to bring about their demise ... of course, hunting would have been a big part of that but these large prehistoric mammals had long gestation periods and a small number of young, sometimes only one per cycle, so it wouldn't have taken much ... I wonder if most humans have gained an immunity to what it is that pets may carry and the ones that don't have this immunity are struck down with the above conditions?
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True.Ned Kelly wrote:Bloody hell. Did NOIQ think that I was contemplating he was Mellie? No way, Jose.
She beats the shit out of him on all counts, except one.
There is also a belief that a certain state of mind can bring on multiple sclerosis. Dogs are supposed to be a health benefit for humans. A link between cats and schizophrenia sounds feasible.There are theories that link cats to schizophrenia and dogs to multiple sclerosis in humans
If I wasn't quite so compassionate - I'd be doing the same. I finally managed to entice an abandoned cat inside so the RSPCA could pick it up and it bit me on the foot - so I chased it outside again and will have to think of another humane way of trapping it.freediver wrote:I'm hunting cats at the moment. Well, trapping at least.
It's times like this a gun with a silencer would come in handy.
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Upside down shopping trolleys are popular.mantra wrote: ... will have to think of another humane way of trapping it.
.22 and .45 are the easiest to silence, especially .22 because low velocity rounds (required for propper silencing) are comerially available.It's times like this a gun with a silencer would come in handy.
Cut wooden spacer with 1 inch hole saw, drill and shape centre to fit barrel and cut into halves. Fit to barrel with electrical or duct tape.
Araldite washer with 6mm hole onto front of 1 inch aluminium tube. Cut opposing slots in rear end of tube with hacksaw blade. (Optional) fit rubber gromets from 4.1 Falcon head kit into 1 inch tube for baffles. Push rear end of tube with slots over taped wooden spacer on barrel. Line up silencer with barrel cleaning rod and attach with hose clamp. And that concludes our urban terrorists' workshop on home made silencers.
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Gee - that sounds uncomplicated Yogi.Outlaw Yogi wrote: .22 and .45 are the easiest to silence, especially .22 because low velocity rounds (required for propper silencing) are comerially available.
Cut wooden spacer with 1 inch hole saw, drill and shape centre to fit barrel and cut into halves. Fit to barrel with electrical or duct tape.
Araldite washer with 6mm hole onto front of 1 inch aluminium tube. Cut opposing slots in rear end of tube with hacksaw blade. (Optional) fit rubber gromets from 4.1 Falcon head kit into 1 inch tube for baffles. Push rear end of tube with slots over taped wooden spacer on barrel. Line up silencer with barrel cleaning rod and attach with hose clamp. And that concludes our urban terrorists' workshop on home made silencers.
I don't think I could be bothered going to all that trouble - I'd rather buy one ready made, but that's not possible. I'll just keep my fingers crossed and hope the cat gets run over.
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boxy wrote:This time of year, it's a common problem to be shooshing insects off the 'puter screen, but what's the weirdest thing you've hunted?
Just had a spider run across mine... well, half way across, stopping, fair in the middle, laffin Only a baby though.
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