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AiA in Atlanta
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Re: Ask Swami

Post by AiA in Atlanta » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:21 am

Swami? I worship you. The big bad man is gone. You can come back now.
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JW Migraine

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Post by JW Migraine » Tue May 15, 2012 5:38 am

If beer is the de facto complement for cheese what do I pair Jack Daniels with?
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Amelie Thelesbo

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Post by Amelie Thelesbo » Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:31 am

I think I might be a lesbian. How do I find out for sure?
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Swami Dring
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Re: Ask Swami

Post by Swami Dring » Sun Jul 01, 2012 2:21 am

Amelie Thelesbo wrote:I think I might be a lesbian. How do I find out for sure?
When you masturbate, is your fantasy male or female? Therein lies the answer to your question.
Mankind will not be free until the last king is strangled with the guts of the last priest
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Amelie Thelesbo

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Post by Amelie Thelesbo » Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:47 am

Swami Dring wrote:
Amelie Thelesbo wrote:I think I might be a lesbian. How do I find out for sure?
When you masturbate, is your fantasy male or female? Therein lies the answer to your question.
Both.
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AiA in Atlanta
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Re: Ask Swami

Post by AiA in Atlanta » Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:08 am

As Aussie stares at his tiny, aged penis in the mirror each morning he wonders if Uncanny has really returned and what this means for his future administration. Can you help?
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Re: Ask Swami

Post by boxy » Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:53 pm

Dear Swami,

Can you put your finger on what makes Kim Jong-un just so damned sexy, and irresistible to teh chicks?
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."
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Post by Super Nova » Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:21 pm

Your link doesn't work for me boxy but that is the funniest news story of the day.

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Re: Ask Swami

Post by Neferti » Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:58 pm

Super Nova wrote:Your link doesn't work for me boxy but that is the funniest news story of the day.

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What a peanut. :mrgreen:
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Re: Ask Swami

Post by boxy » Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:11 pm

Damn those communist censorship monkeys :evil:

And on a completely unrelated note...
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