You'll feel better on...

[Jovial Monk]

So you can’t.

[mellie]

No prizes for second best foot-dragger.

[annielaurie]

Trust me Monk, you'll feel better on Haloperidol.

Oh my gosh Monk, she's suggesting you take Haldol for mental illness. Don't do it. Nasty stuff, is Haldol!

[mellie]

Lol, Monks already got the Largactil shuffle thing happening so why not complement this with a little haloperidol induced tardive dyskinesia?


Or is the drunk senile old f*k already slurring enough?

[mellie]

Trust me Monk, you'll feel better on Haloperidol.

Oh my gosh Monk, she's suggesting you take Haldol for mental illness. Don't do it. Nasty stuff, is Haldol!

Well, you would know.

Not quite the trip you had hoped it would be annie?



Tell me annie, how does Monk slur your name just before he c*mes all over yours and his hairy left and right hands?

Lemmy guess....


Aaaeeerrnnny,, Aaaaaeeee uh uh eeerrnny.. close enough?

Ps- Which hand wears the lipstick?

[Jovial Monk]

Trust me Monk, you'll feel better on Haloperidol.

Oh my gosh Monk, she's suggesting you take Haldol for mental illness. Don't do it. Nasty stuff, is Haldol!

The day I follow the advice of a cocaine–sniffing total fucking lunatic who thinks she used to be a nurse is the day I book myself into psychiatric care!

[Mattus]

So AiA, from what I can gather, your argument appears to be that because the Queen uses homeopathy (1, 2) and is still alive, therefore homeopathy works (3).

This is, of course, not science. In order for it to be science, you would need to have a second queen who doesn't use homeopathy and who is terribly sick. You would then need to withdraw homeopathy from queen #1 and she would need to get sick, and provide homeopathy to queen #2 and she would be cured. Of course this study has been done in non-queens, and it showed, time and time again, that homeopathy was no more effective than placebo.

(1) Premise: Your reference for this statement appears as though it may be The Daily Mail. This is the same highly esteemed medical journal which concluded that "facebook causes cancer". Not really a credible source. Perhaps you would enjoy browsing the The (New) Daily Mail Oncological Ontology Project.

(2) Co-variables: The queen also has access to most of Harley Street, and retains a team of G.P.s. Her good health might be attributed to them.

(3) Specious Reasoning: She also hasn't been attacked by tigers recently. Perhaps the homeopathy has tiger repellent properties too?

[Neferti]

So AiA, from what I can gather, your argument appears to be that because the Queen uses homeopathy (1, 2) and is still alive, therefore homeopathy works (3).

This is, of course, not science. In order for it to be science, you would need to have a second queen who doesn't use homeopathy and who is terribly sick. You would then need to withdraw homeopathy from queen #1 and she would need to get sick, and provide homeopathy to queen #2 and she would be cured. Of course this study has been done in non-queens, and it showed, time and time again, that homeopathy was no more effective than placebo.

(1) Premise: Your reference for this statement appears as though it may be The Daily Mail. This is the same highly esteemed medical journal which concluded that "facebook causes cancer". Not really a credible source. Perhaps you would enjoy browsing the The (New) Daily Mail Oncological Ontology Project.

(2) Co-variables: The queen also has access to most of Harley Street, and retains a team of G.P.s. Her good health might be attributed to them.

(3) Specious Reasoning: She also hasn't been attacked by tigers recently. Perhaps the homeopathy has tiger repellent properties too?

[mantra]

The queen looks fantastic for her age because longitivity is genetic, also, she has enjoyed a wonderful diet (probably organic) this and has had minimal exposure to 'actual work', less wear and tear on the body you see.


If you enjoyed her genetics and standard of living Mantra, you'd live longer too.
We all would.

I know she's well preserved because she's had the money and staff to help preserve her and good genes on her side, but still she wouldn't be immune from age related ailments - many of which can be kept under control without resorting to chemicals.

I believe she has worked very hard and led a life of total discipline. Her life has always been jammed pack with appointments many of them tedious. She's been dragged all over the world and been obligated to listen to thousands of boring, repetitive people and speeches always with a smile on her face. How many hands would she have shaken and how many strangers have kissed her? Enduring that would be hard work.

She would be constantly exposed to diseases - so homeopathic remedies would definitely have helped boost her immune system.

[Neferti]

I know she's well preserved because she's had the money and staff to help preserve her and good genes on her side, but still she wouldn't be immune from age related ailments - many of which can be kept under control without resorting to chemicals.

She also wears gloves so doesn't get "Germs" on her hands. I am inclined to agree. Germs are passed on via your Woollies trolley and etcetera.

IF you have a medical problem ...........