Yes that's right, for all those fat ugly and/or old desperate spinsters out there tomorrow is Sadie Hawkins day.
Which means you can pop the question.
Well not THE question just a marriage proposal.
Oh and naffie and lorry don't even think about it, the answer is still NO.
I only do it with humans
Can already see naf naf naffie and the head buttin lorry hanging around the green grocer trying to get a carrot, zuchini, cucumber or even a watermelon for their romantic rendezvous with themselves!
Which would make for a change from their nightly solo romantic candlelight frozen TV dinners. Try not lighting the candles as that smell of burnt hair isn't that romantic!
They'd be best asking Con the Fruiterer, maybe he will give you a cuppla days!
Wonder if Prime Minister Bitch will pop the question to Australia's First Bozo or even Penny cut the wong way?
thank you very much