Why .....do Tesco's make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Why .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Why ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Why ......do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Why . .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why phonetic is spelt with PH instead of an F?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why? Good question.
Why?
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It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Random guest posting.
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Super Nova
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Re: Why?
Stop running people down you bully. Try having a laugh old man, you may live longer.Aussie wrote:All your own original work, mellie? Huh?
Those that want you back must be bloody insane, sourpus.
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Re: Why?
Aussey still hasn't figured it out that whilst Bart and I are one, we are in fact two different people.
Nice one Bart, and so true.... re- the queues at the chemist.
Is Mr Bart a pedant?
No just stating a few ironies.
Was it his own work?
I have no idea, I dont google every post I read online to check to see if it's 'original' because that would be overly pedantic, yes?
Irony and double standard noted!
Merry Xmas Aussey even if you are a drag...
Nice one Bart, and so true.... re- the queues at the chemist.
Is Mr Bart a pedant?
No just stating a few ironies.
Was it his own work?
I have no idea, I dont google every post I read online to check to see if it's 'original' because that would be overly pedantic, yes?
Irony and double standard noted!
Merry Xmas Aussey even if you are a drag...
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