News in brief

[mellie]

The deal is, you have to sum up the daily spread (Australian Political News only) in a single sentence without so much as taking a breath, comically or otherwise.

You may provide a caption or image if you wish.




Enjoy!

[Bart]

And you have to be wearing your briefs!

[Bart]

Whatever happened to Naked News.
You know when they had those gorgeous women strip whilst reading the news. Bet those old fuddy duddy fart femos had it cancelled!
That was a great program to catch up on the day's events.
Best viewed with the mute button!

[mellie]

Hence the news in 'brief'....

[Bart]

ummm pass the tissues please

[mellie]

Rolf Harris has become a communist dictator on a deserted Caribbean Island he's renamed the Isles of ROLF.

He will now be known as Herr Adrolph Harrittler.


http://twicsy.com/i/DJ8Dr


http://twitpic.com/2vi3gb

[mantra]

State and Federal governments allow foreign mining corporations to buy all of Australia and turn the nation into a giant quarry in order to destroy our food bowls and contaminate our water resources permanently as it's cheaper to import our food from Taiwan and our water from China than to grow our own.


Once considered prime agricultural land - now destroyed forever.

[Super Nova]

Europe is in the last chance salloon tomorrow with the European sumit that is going to solve all the problems with the Euro.

Lucky Europe.


Just some news in advance:

Euro sumit delivers results.


Further in advance:

Euro countries fail to deliver on comittments, banks start to fail.

[mellie]

Sadly Mantra, that's not one of those stories we can laugh about, it's happening ... heres a challenge for anyone willing to rummage through their frozen section at their supermarket.

No frozen Australian vegetables or fish.

The best you will get is just two brands from New Zealand. If you are lucky!


Disgraceful.

[Super Nova]

Here's a funny news site worth a quick read.

Car Phone

A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned
that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking
the report called the phone and told the guy that answered
that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy
the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested.

http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/q ... _news.html