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mellie
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by mellie » Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:31 pm
Careful, Nerf will flounce at your remark that I bounce, ...
I hear she's gone nerf (turf) bowling.... bit like lawn bowls, only she bowls low, very low... and between the thighs of well-
men like yourself.
Careful, she's lurking for a gherkin...
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Bart
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by Bart » Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:32 pm
mellie wrote:Thats it, you've done it now...she's probably writing your eulogy as we speak, she's re- written mine about 30 odd times (before banning me) .... yheeks!
but why? it is completely within the topic.
As afterall the thread's topic is
Pathological: sounds like her, mentally disturbed, diseased and/or morbid!
Internet: yes, this is where we are now
Mis Use: (so only applies to single unmarried women), hey there she is again.....the 21st century spinster!
Women...if they had brains they'd be men
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mellie
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by mellie » Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:36 pm
Nerf alert....
She's like Mama Fratelli from the Gooneys, hunched over an online dictionary *cringe*
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by Bart » Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:39 pm
mellie wrote:
Careful, Nerf will flounce at your remark that I bounce, ...
Nothing wrong with waking up every morning with a bit of zest, and bounce!
Bouncers:
Some may think that the term started from a cricket delivery,
whereas some may attribute it to those thick necked, no brains nuff-nuffs who stand out the front of pubs
whereas those with intelligence know that it originated from the female form jogging along causing all sorts of chaos on the roads.
Women...if they had brains they'd be men
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by Bart » Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:42 pm
mellie wrote:
Careful, she's lurking for a gherkin...
Isnt a gherkin a marinated cucumber that's been left in too long?
Or is it a carrot that has turned green!
Women...if they had brains they'd be men
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by mellie » Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:42 pm
black-eyes
God bless the individual who invented the Sports bra... it must have been a woman!! LOL!!
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mellie
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by mellie » Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:44 pm
I'm more of a carnivore, so you might have to ask Nerf about that one..she's the forum herbivore I believe.
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by Bart » Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:51 pm
Yes, redefines the term vegetarian!
Many have entered, yet none return.
But she does have a unique way of dicing carrots!
Bet she has teeth!
Women...if they had brains they'd be men
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by mellie » Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:53 pm
Bart wrote:Yes, redefines the term vegetarian!
Many have entered, yet none return.
But she does have a unique way of dicing carrots!
Bet she has teeth!
I don't think I want to even go there...with or without teeth, she'd scare the warts off Bob Browns
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by mellie » Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:55 pm
I think I might become a cucumber rights activist... just to peeve her.
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