Ask Swami

[AiA in Atlanta]

I propose a sticky thread where we can ask our own man in a turban questions and he will question our answers. Does anyone have a burning question for the Swami? Or a smoldering one? A cold and damp one? It doesn't matter because Swami knows all.

I have a questions. Why do I get skidmarks in my underwear? Why don't women have this problem?( Or do they and I just have been with the wrong kind of women?) Could it be because men sweat more and have hairy asses? Is it simply because I don't wipe my ass well enough?

[AiA in Atlanta]

"What kind of bread do you want your sandwich on?"

Why has this been called the stupidest question ever?

[JW Frogen]

"What kind of bread do you want your sandwich on?"

Why has this been called the stupidest question ever?

I don't know, I think rye bread is a crime against whiskey. So I boycott it.

Still, you have a point, what kind of women do you want your sandwich with?

This must be the best question ever asked.

[JW Frogen]

But back to the subject of the thread.

Swami, if I am riding a Yamaha Road Royal Star XVZ1300 XV 1600 near the Pinnicles and have just downed a bottle of Jack Daniels, but, but ate a small slab of blue cheese, am I breaking WA law?

Or will nature find me innocent?

Swami?

[boxy]

Swarmi's gone fishin'!

toilet_fishing.jpg

[Bosomy Oddfellow]

I propose a sticky thread where we can ask our own man in a turban questions and he will question our answers. Does anyone have a burning question for the Swami? Or a smoldering one? A cold and damp one? It doesn't matter because Swami knows all.

I have a questions. Why do I get skidmarks in my underwear? Why don't women have this problem?( Or do they and I just have been with the wrong kind of women?) Could it be because men sweat more and have hairy asses? Is it simply because I don't wipe my ass well enough?

I have the answer to this vexing topic, but I am at work.

When my home PC is back in working order, I will address your bum issues.

[Smelly Nelly]

Swami, the doc told me I have "Fecal Body Odor." I knew I had a BO problem when I noticed people rubbing their noses whenever I sat next to them but it seems that the problem is more serious than I thought. Do you think a laxative would help?

[Swami Dring]

Swami, the doc told me I have "Fecal Body Odor." I knew I had a BO problem when I noticed people rubbing their noses whenever I sat next to them but it seems that the problem is more serious than I thought. Do you think a laxative would help?

No, a laxative will not help, nor will a politics forum.

Get your stinky ass off to this forum:

http://gettingbetter.proboards82.com/

[Swami Dring]

I propose a sticky thread where we can ask our own man in a turban questions and he will question our answers. Does anyone have a burning question for the Swami? Or a smoldering one? A cold and damp one? It doesn't matter because Swami knows all.

I have a questions. Why do I get skidmarks in my underwear? Why don't women have this problem?( Or do they and I just have been with the wrong kind of women?) Could it be because men sweat more and have hairy asses? Is it simply because I don't wipe my ass well enough?

The problem is not your wiping technique. It is the fact that, for some insane reason, we have chosen to wipe rather than to wash.

A bidet is the solution to skiddies. If you have no access to a bidet, then you must shower.

The bum is not a tap, see? The seal is not perfect. Crank a horrie, even a seemingly exquisite, paperless horrie, and there will be trouble later that day unless the bum is washed. Paper simply does not cut it.

[JW Frogen]

The problem is not your wiping technique. It is the fact that, for some insane reason, we have chosen to wipe rather than to wash.

A bidet is the solution to skiddies. If you have no access to a bidet, then you must shower.

Sage advise from the guru of poo.

Being an Anglo-American-Aussie barbarian, when I moved to Italy I thought the bidet was a fountain.

My Puerto Rican wife instructed me on the arts of the anal wash (in more ways than one, but that is another tale), and I learned the glorious freedom of a streak free life.

How I miss my Italian bidet.

When I was in the first Gulf War in the Sea Bees we had a communal laundry tent.

You should have seen the money placed on betting for the “Streak of the Week.”