The happy clappy welcome thread

[mellie]

Lou...... *clears throat* prepares to sing PA's Happy Clappy welcome song .......


Gooood welcome to you

Goood welcome to you

Good welcome dear Lou Lou

How do you do?




Welcome gift...

[mellie]

If you are wondering what that is, it's a skin graft, a nice thick flap of skin... because you are going to need thicker skin in order to scathe off Skippy.... when it's clear, he's enjoying you already, and he hasn't even taken his man-bra off yet.




So, what brings you to the Animal pound?

We aren't for sale,...most of us are mongrels, bitzas, and have not been de-sexed.

Except for Lisa, who was re-homed yesterday.

Am I going too fast?


Now then, tell me Clarice. What did Skip say to you? Multiple Skips in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?