Warwick Capper sacked-AGAIN!!!??!

[mellie]

Sacked from "Celebrity something or other"...(I saw the shorts this morning on some morning show unfortunately)

This guy is gold, was fired for exposing himself to woman in cars whom he'd stopped with a Stop & Go bat, holding his bat in one hand and his penis in the other shaking his genitals at them wearing these tiny little shorts that were so tight, they could have cut him in half. He was traffic controlling for ATS,(a traffic control company) my friend (site manager) refused to have him on his job site, the public were complaining, was causing accidents, so he had to let him go unfortunately.
And....
He was known for falling asleep in strange places close to work-sites even then, and this was 10 years ago or so.


What makes him so special is that he really thinks he's a celebrity, no really, this is not a staged grandiose affect, this guy is deadly serious, a rare find. HAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHH

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Omg...he must have stolen this stop and go bat from ATS and had these shots taken after "real work", because he was exposing himself at a main intersection, and he didn't strip off on site, was only shaking his genitals at woman in cars.

[mellie]

Cappers and his Slappers...



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(Breaks own fingers with a hammer to stop oneself posting a recent pic of him with Pauline Hanson)

Ha ha ha , you owe me one Pauline...



Sorry, I tried... tried to stop myself...

[mantra]

I haven't seen much of him the last few years, but he seems to be improving with age if that photo of him with Pauline is recent.

[mellie]

He's cut his hair, and appears to be trying to take himself seriously.


Jeeze that was a good day, my friend came home from work absolutely fuming, "This stupid b-rate celebrity was exposing himself to traffic on my job site today, Warwick something or other"....

My friend not a football kinda bloke had heard of Capper, though given he had a responsibility to ensure his work-site was safe (amusement aside) he had to sack him on the spot, ordered him off the work site there and then.

I asked him if he got any pics, though unfortunately, he was too busy being Mr sensible work site manager.
I think a few of the boys did, surely out of 12 workers, someone must have got a pic?

The pics of him with the stop&Go bat are ones he's had done himself, (being an exhibitionist)... he was off his face, and waving his penis around at female drivers he had stopped with his stop and go bat. LOL...These are the pics I would have liked to see. -Smirks

Clearly a media stunt, I think from memory, he was forced to work, community service or something.

He's an Iconic Australian buffoon.

Wazza Capper hahahhahahah

[mantra]

He's an Iconic Australian buffoon.

Wazza Capper hahahhahahah

Yes he is - and one of the more likeable ones. How old is he?

[mellie]

I am not sure how old he is, (looks about 40'sh) I never met him, ... I was more amused with how my friend had in all seriousness sacked Capper from his site.... I asked if he at least got a pic, and he gave me the stink-eye...hahahaha

Apparently, it was chaos, because whenever a member of the public makes a complaint, the site manager (my friend) has about 6 pages of paperwork to do... the work-site was absolute chaos, capper was quite literally, 'stopping traffic'..with his stop and go bat and his smaller one also.

[mantra]

It's amazing he had the guts to take everything off. He's lucky he only got fired - not arrested. He'd have to be more than 40'ish by now - probably closer to 50.

[mellie]

He ordered him off the site, had to, because if the police had have got there, (or worse the RTA) and Capper had have still been there, my friend who was the sites ganger (manager) would have lost his job.

I saw the funny side of it though, ... but then again, I wasn't the one having to contend with a chaotic site, short of one man after Capper was told to get off site.

Had my friend not sacked him, and one of his workers were injured as a result of a distracted driver.... or if say a mother who didn't want her kids seeing a man flashing his genitals suddenly decides to drive straight past the stop-bat and through the work site only to find herself in a dirty great big hole in the road where works being done, my friend would have been liable.

You see, celebrities don't think of these things... it's left to plebs like my irate friend to keep the star struck stoned twits and the general public safe.

[mellie]

And Mantra, he didn't strip-off on site per-say , he pulled his genitals out of his tight little shorts after stopping cars with his stop bat, then preceded to bat himself off...(or pretend to,whatever it was...he was waving it around)..., and only at female drivers I believe.

He was initially quite discrete, because the crew were getting a real kick out of it, so it took my friend "Mick" a while to figure out why the site was chaotic, cars had begun disobeying signs ..one had a prang, just a bump, had the RTA pulled up before my friend ordered him off his site, this would have reflected badly on him because being the ganger, he's supposed to know whats going on on his site at all times.

He was responsible for the crew, and the site itself.


Cappers Ok... he's a legend in his own lunch-box, I mean who else but Capper could turn a boring old work-site into a sideshow?

[mantra]

He must have been on drugs because what else would possess a middle aged man to start flashing himself in a public place, but yes the diversion would have brightened up the day of quite a few passersby.