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Visit to the dermatologist

Post by Jovial Monk » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:21 pm

Got referred by local quack because a sore on the left side of nose wasn't healing, sure sign of a basal cancer.

Took it out: this involves a number of shots of local anesthetic which is the worst part of the whole deal (I have had a basal cancer cut out of forehead and just below left knee) and today because of where the cancer was it was excruciating pain. Then he pushed the needle into the tip of my nose and I learned what real excruciating pain was! Nearly jumped to the fucking ceiling.

So, he cut the basal cancer out. Now on the face and scalp any cut bleeds pretty intensely and I soon tasted blood in my mouth. Then came the cauterising , burning the little blood vessels to seal them and stop the bleeding. It smelled like charcoal charcuterie! Never smelled it before now, but then again today it was near the tip of my nose!

Then stitches, seven of them!

When I got up and looked at the mirror I looked like a vampire after feeding: blood on lips, teeth and tongue!

I asked the surgeon what would happen if I didn't get it cut out. Apparently these basal cancers grow and eventually ulcerise and there is uncontrollable bleeding. So I will keep having the things cut out!

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Re: Visit to the dermatologist

Post by mantra » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:16 pm

Is this really necessary Monk? I'm not having any dinner tonight after having a quick look at this repulsive post.

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Re: Visit to the dermatologist

Post by Jovial Monk » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:19 pm

I think so. If these things are not attended to they get much worse.

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Re: Visit to the dermatologist

Post by sook » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:20 pm

Let's hope it spreads from your arse to the rest of your body
Lisa: LMAO! I will make you pay .. everyone will believe me. Your reputation is ruined .. I have lied but you can never prove it. I will claim I took snap shots of the screen you dill!! I will edit this as soon as you have read it .. No evidence

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Re: Visit to the dermatologist

Post by Jovial Monk » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:25 pm

That's nice.

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Re: Visit to the dermatologist

Post by sook » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:30 pm

Truly. I hope you end up with a slow painful death drowning in your own vomit while your body cavity fills with your own shit

You are a piece of shit who deserves to die. Painfully.
Lisa: LMAO! I will make you pay .. everyone will believe me. Your reputation is ruined .. I have lied but you can never prove it. I will claim I took snap shots of the screen you dill!! I will edit this as soon as you have read it .. No evidence

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Re: Visit to the dermatologist

Post by Jovial Monk » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:30 pm

That's nice.

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Re: Visit to the dermatologist

Post by sook » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:36 pm

And I'm glad it fucking hurt
Lisa: LMAO! I will make you pay .. everyone will believe me. Your reputation is ruined .. I have lied but you can never prove it. I will claim I took snap shots of the screen you dill!! I will edit this as soon as you have read it .. No evidence

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Re: Visit to the dermatologist

Post by Jovial Monk » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:37 pm

Diddums. An adult can put up with a few minutes of discomfort. I think you would be the cowardly sort that wouldn't seek help until way too late.

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Re: Visit to the dermatologist

Post by sook » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:45 pm

A real man doesn't go straight on the Internet an announce his latest anal surgery
Lisa: LMAO! I will make you pay .. everyone will believe me. Your reputation is ruined .. I have lied but you can never prove it. I will claim I took snap shots of the screen you dill!! I will edit this as soon as you have read it .. No evidence

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