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Post by Pastafarian » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:14 pm

Jovial Monk wrote:We know now how vast the universe is, how insignificant our place in it is that the Gawd of Genesis is just ridiculous and irrelevant.


Exactly, and even if you believe in God why does Genesis need to be true?
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Post by donniedarko » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:19 pm

Pastafarian wrote:Nice one, fellow pastafarian. Admittedly its just a pisstake of Intelligent Design, in that ID claims that an intelligent designer (who usually turns out to be God) created the universe. Our suggestion is that the likelihood of it being a Flying Spaghetti Monster is the same as God or anyone else doing it, so our religion is equally valid.
I'm reading a book at the moment, 'The Coincidence Engine', which is a comedic take on all this bizzo.

Pretty interesting, albeit written as a comedy. To do with probability/curved universe/the prob. that the gravity constant after big bang was 'x' instead of an infinite other values of 'x' etc.

Either way, grats Pasta on tracking down your long lost bro.

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Post by lisa jones » Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:03 pm

Pastafarian wrote:
Rainbow Moonlight wrote:The anecdote you don't want. I was with my grandmother when she was dying. She looked straight past me and said, in such a joyous voice, my grandfather's name.


Still don't see this as proof of a NDE. Again she was dying, brain becoming hypoxic, becoming prone to visual, hearing disturbances.

I had a NDE about a year ago Ms Rainbow. Since then I've been at ease about dying. In fact I'm no longer afraid of death on a/c of the experience. I could say so much more ..
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Post by Rainbow Moonlight » Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:39 pm

i'd be interested to hear about it Lisa.

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Post by Pastafarian » Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:32 am

lisa jones wrote:
Pastafarian wrote:
Rainbow Moonlight wrote:The anecdote you don't want. I was with my grandmother when she was dying. She looked straight past me and said, in such a joyous voice, my grandfather's name.


Still don't see this as proof of a NDE. Again she was dying, brain becoming hypoxic, becoming prone to visual, hearing disturbances.

I had a NDE about a year ago Ms Rainbow. Since then I've been at ease about dying. In fact I'm no longer afraid of death on a/c of the experience. I could say so much more ..


Hypoxic brain---visual, hearing disturbances.
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Post by skippy » Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:13 pm

Rainbow Moonlight wrote:i'd be interested to hear about it Lisa.
I wouldn't, I'm over fairy tales. :roll :roll :roll

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Post by annielaurie » Mon Jul 18, 2011 4:12 pm

skippy wrote:
Rainbow Moonlight wrote:i'd be interested to hear about it Lisa.
I wouldn't, I'm over fairy tales. :roll :roll :roll
Me too ..

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Post by lisa jones » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:17 pm

Pastafarian wrote: Hypoxic brain---visual, hearing disturbances.
Oh how nice of you to post on my behalf Pastafarian. Tis a pity you know nothing about me though.
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Post by lisa jones » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:19 pm

Rainbow Moonlight wrote:i'd be interested to hear about it Lisa.
Hey Ms Rainbow .. check your PM's.
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Post by Pastafarian » Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:09 pm

lisa jones wrote:
Pastafarian wrote: Hypoxic brain---visual, hearing disturbances.
Oh how nice of you to post on my behalf Pastafarian. Tis a pity you know nothing about me though.

No but just because yo usay its a NDE and you found god or sanity or whatever the fuck you're banging on about, doesn't make your anecdote close to reality.
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