Position of Moderator

[mellie]

Reading doesn't give you herpes and doesn't require you to have a post coital cleanse or change your sheets once you're done....the only protection you need is a dust-jacket and they come in all different colours...

Ok... thats sad... lol!! But I do love my books.





Sex isn't everything... I look at it this way, when I'm old and saggy, and even the kids fear a layer of skin falling off my face if they kiss me (wont be long..i'll be a rickety old woman sooner or later)... I will have my books to cuddle up to, to keep me warm at night.

"You are never alone when you have a book"- My dad

[muffdiver]

reading books can give you paper cuts and that can lead to an infection, even gang grene
next thing you know a finger, a hand or a whole arm is getting amputated!

oh and watch out for hard cover books, some of the flaps on them are pretty filthy, what with everyone handling them and what

[mellie]

reading books can give you paper cuts and that can lead to an infection, even gang grene
next thing you know a finger, a hand or a whole arm is getting amputated!

oh and watch out for hard cover books, some of the flaps on them are pretty filthy, what with everyone handling them and what

You are right you know... so what constitutes for dirty -vrs- clean reading?

With or without gloves?

[muffdiver]

reading books can give you paper cuts and that can lead to an infection, even gang grene
next thing you know a finger, a hand or a whole arm is getting amputated!

oh and watch out for hard cover books, some of the flaps on them are pretty filthy, what with everyone handling them and what

You are right you know... so what constitutes for dirty -vrs- clean reading?

With or without gloves?

well the late michael jackson, bless his heart, always wore a glove as he practised safe sex even when going solo

[Jovial Monk]

Hmmm did paper sorting one Uni holiday, hands were one big papercut!

[IQS.RLOW]

Hmmm did paper sorting one Uni holiday, hands were one big papercut!

Shame, the only papercut you deserve is one down your japs eye

[muffdiver]

Hmmm did paper sorting one Uni holiday, hands were one big papercut!

bet that helps you for those moments of solitariness

[Aussie]

freediver has now given me the keys. Thank you freediver. I have asked him to appoint TWO Moderators. If he has not received my message about that by the morning, I will do it.

I have decided to appoint:

Pastafarian, and Annielaurie.

I am now aware that Pasta is almost an Original, and Annie is a newby, with experience, and because she lives in a different time zone, can keep an eye on things while Australia sleeps. My appointment of her discharges my promise to appoint a Newby.

I ask that Members refrain from bitching about these appointments for at least two weeks. Please give these people time to prove their capacity before you denigrate.

Encouragement is welcome......criticism will not be welcome.

When Pasta and Annie read this will be the first notification they have had from me that they have the job.

Give them a fair go.....especially you, Mantra. You will be surprised I am sure.

I am going to leave day to day matters to the Mods. I have a Constitution to fix.

[muffdiver]

can see the exit being rushed to alrready

[IQS.RLOW]

What happens when annie dies from her anal cancer? Is there a succession plan?