Federal Election 2011

[mellie]

We can expect a federal election to be held in the second half of this year.

Creepy history repeating itself or what? ...back to 1975 Labor go. Doh, a dear , a female dear....


NSW state election obituaries

Kristina Keneally: said to be recoiling to the back bench, though will accept a position at a gentlemen's bar, as a cleaner, if offered a position.

Rob Oakeshott: wearing a false moustache, dark glasses and a hat Insists he was admiring indigenous art on the walls down at his local Centrelink office early Friday morning ahead of the NSW state election, and denied applying for unemployment benefits some 9 Centrelink employees mistakenly advised he had.

Tony Windsor: Retires from politics to count his millions.

Bob Brown: was unceremoniously tazered into the back of an ambulance after delivering a momentous victory speech on the roof of Parliament house at 3am this morning, where he thanked concerned bystanders, police and rescue workers who he mistook for NSW Greens voters for electing him their new states premier. Barry O'Farrell visited Bob Brown later this morning to congratulate him on his electoral victory this and wish him well.


Julia Gillard: Last seen checking in baggage at an undisclosed Melbourne based international airport terminal, however both the non-real and real Julia Gillard declined to comment about whether or not they were flying to Austria to attend a Von Trapp Family reunion.