Factistics

[boxy]

Doesn't mention baldness, but may help explain why it happens ...

How humans got big brains, barbless penises
http://au.news.yahoo.com/queensland/a/- ... s-penises/

Can you imagine what a different species we would be, socially, if we had barbed penises?

[Outlaw Yogi]

Doesn't mention baldness, but may help explain why it happens ...

How humans got big brains, barbless penises
http://au.news.yahoo.com/queensland/a/- ... s-penises/

Can you imagine what a different species we would be, socially, if we had barbed penises?

Well I'd need leather gloves to spank the monkey

[Pastafarian]

Is factistics anything like truthiness?

[AiA in Atlanta]

Doesn't mention baldness, but may help explain why it happens ...

How humans got big brains, barbless penises
http://au.news.yahoo.com/queensland/a/- ... s-penises/

Can you imagine what a different species we would be, socially, if we had barbed penises?

We'd all need a penis sheath.

[TomB]

I'm not sure where this barbed business came from but if you google it you'll clearly see that chimp penises are not barbed.

[Outlaw Yogi]

I'm not sure where this barbed business came from but if you google it you'll clearly see that chimp penises are not barbed.

I doubt any primate would have keratin barbs/spikes on their penises, but am led to believe cats do.

Y'know how sharks have 2 penises? ... Wonder if stud sharks with multiple breeding partners alternate penises to save skin?
Copulation in water tends to be dry ... Hmmm, maybe sharks need foreplay for lubrication like humans.

Octopi have their penises on the end of a tentacle. Bet they're into foreplay.

[mellie]

Fact- correct, cats have a barbed penis.






No wonder they scream during sex... Poor things.

[skippy.]

Oh look NOIQ, mel is into animal sex too, no wonder you two get on so well.

[IQS.RLOW]

Oh look NOIQ, mel is into animal sex too, no wonder you two get on so well.

Shouldnt you be stirring the DNA soup inside your wife or are you getting your semen straight from the source now?

[donniedarko]

A thread dedicated to urban facts and statistics presented as proving dubious facts, 'n' shite

Was discussing strange head hair growing habits todays, and it came up that alcohol can help male pattern baldness... "do you know a bald alchy?"

Any truth to the observation?

Your observation scores 84.6 on the truthiness scale.

Speaking of scales.....

I remember, years ago, I somehow got my hands on what could only be called a porn-superhero novel.

Somehow, the protagonist hero got himself caught by the bad guys and bound to a wall of a room, and the heroine was bound to the opposite wall (bear with me here).

So, a la Star Wars, the walls started to close in to mash the hero/ine.

When they got close enough, they somehow managed to aim genitals in the right direction and have sex.

So intense was this coitus, fuelled by their knowledge they were about to die, that this 'sex panel' on Saturn (or some other planet) scored them a 99 on some sort of 'fuck-meter', which was second highest score ever apparently.

I can't for the life of me remember the name of the book (we are going back 25 odd years here). It also seems that Peter Pan turned out to be some nympho girl fairy thing right at the end.