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J.W. Frogen
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Post by J.W. Frogen » Sat Feb 26, 2011 2:07 pm

I went to AA last night and the entire time all I could think was let's spike the coffee with Jim Beam and unleash anarchy.

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Re: AA

Post by TomB » Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:06 am

Were you somebodies show and tell?
You vote, you lose!

Ferombah Hynde

Re: AA

Post by Ferombah Hynde » Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:55 am

Was it your first visit?

Did you have to do the "my name is Frogen and I'm a boozehound" bit?

Were there any chicks there?

Were they hot?

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Re: AA

Post by J.W. Frogen » Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:19 pm

No, I have been to AA so many times I have put a Z in it.

I always say "My name is Frogen and I am a drunk", the word alcoholic is too clinical for me.

Yes, this meeting has several hot women, and despite the fact I am on my fifth beer right now, I shall return.

Dam good cookies too.

Frogen's Glorious Penis

Re: AA

Post by Frogen's Glorious Penis » Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:19 am

I was there. It went like this: "My name is Frogen and I'm a whisky-puking alky."

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Re: AA

Post by J.W. Frogen » Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:47 pm

Your fingers would have been better served masturbating than typing that mindless shit.

As for you mindless mind, well, I can not tell you what to do with that failed model.

I would demand a recall if I were you.

Outlaw Yogi

Re: AA

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:04 pm

You joined the wrong crew Froggy ... shoulda joined DFL ... Delinquents For Life woulda had you smoking bongs at probation and parole in no time.

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Re: AA

Post by mellie » Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:24 pm

Well, you made it to your first meeting, and for this you should be commended. I admire anyone who takes responsibility for their health.

You will feel absolutely amazing waking up in the morning refreshed, not seedy, will be bubbling over with energy and probably look and feel 10 years younger too. :)
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Sappho

Re: AA

Post by Sappho » Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:07 pm

J.W. Frogen wrote:... the word alcoholic is too clinical for me.
I wonder if a clinical treatment for this promethean problem would prove successful. Have you tried behavioural psychology?

Ned Kelly

Re: AA

Post by Ned Kelly » Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:32 pm

I wonder if a clinical treatment for this promethean problem would prove successful.
Look out Frogen. The alien Probusbutus approaches!!

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