Coles says "No hormones in Beef"

[Jovial Monk]

Chook shit is good for veges and things! But if you think chooks produce a lot of shit try 4 ducks!

[Outlaw Yogi]

Life must be tough when even chooks are smarter than you!

Well then maybe I should come round and shit on your back door step, just like a chook, every phuking morning, just like a chook ... and cockle doodle do outside your bedroom window from mid-night til 4 ... and then destroy the vege patch .. oh yeah, chooks are great fun

[mantra]

Well then maybe I should come round and shit on your back door step, just like a chook, every phuking morning, just like a chook ... and cockle doodle do outside your bedroom window from mid-night til 4 ... and then destroy the vege patch .. oh yeah, chooks are great fun

I've owned 2 roosters - one as a kid and one not so long ago as a pet for 4 years. I hated every moment of his existence, but felt sorry for him and couldn't bring myself to wring his neck which I was tempted to do a thousand or so times.

That's exactly what they do - crow every morning before light, keep your back doorstep filthy and attack males and small animals with those great talons.

[Jovial Monk]

I have two words for you, Mantra:

Cocq au vin