Wot's in store for U$A?

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IQSRLOW
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Re: Wot's in store for U$A?

Post by IQSRLOW » Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:11 am

I think you also underestimate my financial position
I don't care about your financial position. It is your lack of financial acumen I find amusing

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Re: Wot's in store for U$A?

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:26 pm

Didn't see this one coming .. thought about initiating a new thread "BO said what?" .. but I've had a long day, so bugger it, I'll use it to bumb this thread.
Was sent via e-mail from a bloke in NY state but seems to always be in Florida or Central America.

In Latest Compromise with GOP, Obama Agrees He is a Muslim
Place of Birth ‘Negotiable,’ President Says

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In his latest effort to find common ground with Republicans in Congress, President Barack Obama said today that he was willing to agree that he is a Muslim.

Differences over his religious orientation have been a sore point between the President and his Republican foes for the past two years, but in agreeing that he is a Muslim Mr. Obama is sending a clear signal that he is trying to find consensus.

“The American people do not want to see us fighting in Washington ,” Mr. Obama told reporters at the White House. “They want to see us working together to improve their lives, and Allah willing, we will.”

But Mr. Obama’s willing to back down on his claim of being a Christian does not seem to have satisfied his Republican opposition, as GOP leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) today insisted that the President must also agree that he was born in Kenya.

While Mr. Obama did not immediately agree to Rep. Bohener’s demand, he hinted that yet another compromise might be in the offing: “My place of birth has been, and will always be, negotiable.”

White House sources indicated today that the President might be willing to meet the GOP halfway on his birthplace and say that he was born in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean .

Elsewhere, moments after his capture in London , WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange said, “I knew I shouldn’t have signed up for Foursquare.”

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Re: Wot's in store for U$A?

Post by boxy » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:31 pm

LOL :lol:
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."

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Re: Wot's in store for U$A?

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:54 am

Not sure what to make of it .. to be honest.
'Coz I just couldn't see BO doing/saying it, even if it were true.
The character who sent it is an old hippy , former registered Democrat.
Turned Greens 5-7 years ago from memory.
Havent seen him for 10 years.

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Re: Wot's in store for U$A?

Post by boxy » Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:02 am

It's a joke, from one of those spoof news websites.
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."

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Re: Wot's in store for U$A?

Post by Leftwinger » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:23 pm

IQSRLOW wrote:
I think you also underestimate my financial position
I don't care about your financial position. It is your lack of financial acumen I find amusing
Since you have failed to answer the question, I will take the answer to be "dole bludger".

Note that I am not suggesting that most of the unemployed are in any sense "worthless" , rather that the system fails to create enough employment for all those who desire it. IQ, you are probably in the small percentage who don't desire to do anything meaningful. You are a repulsive little cretin with a penchant for sexual depravity. Give up breathing and the world will be a better place.

On the USA picture, we see general consumer credit continuing to plummet.
http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2010/12/co ... continues/
I still feel that the US is headed for a Japan-style "lost decade". They can prevent or fix this at any time they choose but some things are just culturally impossible. Pity them (the US workers that is, Wall street is partying like ther's no tomorrow after having been bailed out by the biggest public rescue package in history).

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Re: Wot's in store for U$A?

Post by IQSRLOW » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:55 pm

Since you have failed to answer the question, I will take the answer to be "dole bludger".
Get back to me when you manage to enter six figure territory and manage staff and engineering resources :roll:
IQ, you are probably in the small percentage who don't desire to do anything meaningful. You are a repulsive little cretin with a penchant for sexual depravity.
And you are a fucking moron who, if it was remotely possible, would send this country down the gurgler with your fucked up idea of a never ending Keynesian spendathon and have us suffer massive interest rate rises.

Thankfully your life will be relegated to raking leaves, pruning trees and cleaning toilets while you daydream about how wonderful life would be in your Marxist utopia while masturbating to pictures of Hugo Chavez
You sad little fuck. :roll:

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Post by Outlaw Yogi » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:43 pm


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Re: Wot's in store for U$A?

Post by Outlaw Yogi » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:47 pm

Ah well, I've mucked it up somehow ... debt clocks here

http://zfacts.com/p/461.html

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Re: Wot's in store for U$A?

Post by IQSRLOW » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:18 pm

Heretic wrote:Ah well, I've mucked it up somehow ... debt clocks here

http://zfacts.com/p/461.html
According to leftard here, if the US increases that clock in volume and frequency then it will magically reverse itself! But not to fear, that debt doesn't really exist!

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