The UCT

[Outlaw Yogi]

This thread is inspired by and so devoted to boxy's best efforts to remain conservatively mainstream and rational ... in order to conceal he really has a Bondage and Disapline dungeon under the shearing shed where he and his cohorts hire the Hells Angels Ladies Auxillary to dress as catholic nuns and flog them senseless every Tuesday night, so the Angels Auxillary are too pre-occupied to realise Dykes on Bikes are branch stacking the Bikie Moles Collective in order to destsabalise the Gangster Sluts Union.

So what is the UTC? .... the Ultimate Conspiracy Theory of course.

As the thread is devoted to boxy, he should go 1st.
But he won't, so I'll do boxy's conspiracy theory for him OK? ..

The reason the Libs and Labor failed to institute gay marriage is because John Howard and Kevin Rudd are closet transvestites being black-mailed by the Country Womens' Association who believe if gay males can marry, nobody will marry their obese daughters anymore and the Philipino Mail-order Brides League will take controll of their bingo nights behind the Masonic Lodge.

[boxy]

There is only one "Ultimate Conspiracy Theory", and that involves the whole of reality being a sham, and we are all just like hamsters, running on a wheel for the amusement of a higher being

[IQSRLOW]

As soon as Mantra get here, this should get good.

Or Monk and his Murdoch papers UCT

Or Dusk and whatever wild paranoid UCT she has managed to latch onto this week

Or Skippy and his "it's all teh joooos"

Notice where all the wild eyed UCT's come from?

[IQSRLOW]

Or Aussie trying to conscript Monk to run as admin here to destabilise the place as a free and open forum because he realised under his admin he wasn't capable of running and open forum and knew Monk was worse than him and that Monk would make him look conservative once he had been tossed out

...wait...wat? That was the truth, not a UCT.

Please disregard

[AiA in Atlanta]

There is only one "Ultimate Conspiracy Theory", and that involves the whole of reality being a sham, and we are all just like hamsters, running on a wheel for the amusement of a higher being

It isn't that "reality" is a "sham" but that reality is an illusion.

[Outlaw Yogi]

There is only one "Ultimate Conspiracy Theory", and that involves the whole of reality being a sham, and we are all just like hamsters, running on a wheel for the amusement of a higher being

It isn't that "reality" is a "sham" but that reality is an illusion.

In Vedic/Yogic (Hindu) doctrine, yes that is the belief.
Vishnu owns/controls the Maya ("illusion") and his missus Lakshmi runs it for him.
On one level at least the maya is true. For example blue is not blue, its orange.
Blue things only look blue because they absorb all the other colours in the light spectrum and reflects blue light.
To see the true colour of something look at a photographic negative.

The exception on the maya belief is with the cult/sect Ananda Marga ("Bliss path" in sanskrit) who believe the maya is not illusion but a state of mind.

[Outlaw Yogi]

Read a book once titled 'Everything is under control'.
Its about conspiracy theories and the theorists themselves.

One part I liked was where it claimed world wide surveys had revealed roughly 70% of people world wide believe governments cannot be trusted. Then stated that the fact governments feel the need to spy on their own people suggest governments believe the people cannot be trusted. Then jokingly posed the question "If governments don't like the people, why don't they dissolve and elect a new people?".

[AiA in Atlanta]

There is only one "Ultimate Conspiracy Theory", and that involves the whole of reality being a sham, and we are all just like hamsters, running on a wheel for the amusement of a higher being

It isn't that "reality" is a "sham" but that reality is an illusion.

In Vedic/Yogic (Hindu) doctrine, yes that is the belief.
Vishnu owns/controls the Maya ("illusion") and his missus Lakshmi runs it for him.
On one level at least the maya is true. For example blue is not blue, its orange.
Blue things only look blue because they absorb all the other colours in the light spectrum and reflects blue light.
To see the true colour of something look at a photographic negative.

The exception on the maya belief is with the cult/sect Ananda Marga ("Bliss path" in sanskrit) who believe the maya is not illusion but a state of mind.

Good point. We still have to deal with what we find here even if both quantum physicists and mystics tell us it is an illusion. The trick (didn't Jesus supposedly say this?) is to be in the world but not of it.

[The Truther]

Ultimate Conspiracy Theory = HIGHERBEAM is Aussie's Indian brother-in-law.

[Outlaw Yogi]

Good point. We still have to deal with what we find here even if both quantum physicists and mystics tell us it is an illusion. The trick (didn't Jesus supposedly say this?) is to be in the world but not of it.

When I've heard it quoted before I always got the impression that person had/was misapprehending its meaning. I sorta get the impression it ties in with the belief/doctrine/dogma with the devil being the creator theme.
Its pretty obvious when the Catholics made up their new religion, they reproduced the Trimurtie theme with their trinity concept, but Shiva was pulled out (Lord of serpents and demons {tramples on their heads to keep them under control} .. he is 'the most beatiful' .. and recast him as Satan, then filled the gap with Adi Shakti ("Primordial power" in sanskit .. considered a feminine life force within nature) to create "holy spririt/ghost" concept.