Does Life Start at Erection?

[Colonel Angus]

Or should I have asked why I, Colonel Angus, am so popular with the ladies?

[Auzslag Popping]

Colonel Angus you make good me feel so good

[Rainbow]

I myself never much cared for Colonel Angus. He rubs me the wrong way. Not sure why. Can't put my finger on it.

[Frogen's Glorious Penis]

Spiritually speaking, the night of every woman's life starts when I come to the party. The afterlife begins with my resurrection in the morning.

[H. Erectus]

Does life start at erection? It did for me.