Public Sex

[J.W. Frogen]

Does batting off while driving on the freeway count as public sex?

I will count that, I have to, because I have done it.

Made a perfect lane change to the exit too.

Indeed, I am a bit worried when I am old and senile and no woman will have me that I might end up in donning a rain coat in the park.

[AiA in Atlanta]

Does batting off while driving on the freeway count as public sex?

I will count that, I have to, because I have done it.

Made a perfect lane change to the exit too.

Stick shift?

[J.W. Frogen]

No, my wife made us go automatic so she can fuck and I can sleep.

[Outlaw Yogi]

In a drunken state I had noisy sex with a Papuan woman on garden furniture in the court yard of a backpackers hostel unaware of numerous onlookers watching from upstairs windows.

I also disapointed a girlfriend when I refused to pork her in a phone booth in Liverpool (Sydney) courthouse waiting room.
I was looking at 2 years in gaol/jail and was worried they'd extend the sentence for blatant disrespect.

[J.W. Frogen]

Hoppy, I like the cut of your jib.

[Maury Ballstein]

I have sex almost every day: almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday ...

I know humility.

[Pastafarian]

Why have none of these stories, particularly Frogens, not started with the lines....


Dear Forum,


I never thought this would happen to me.

[J.W. Frogen]

Dear Forum,


I never thought this would happen to me but I have sobered up and the brain has a chance to take a round or two from the balls.

[Outlaw Yogi]

Hoppy, I like the cut of your jib.

So what if I hang my spinnaker out?
Or is that going overboard?