Free Counselling for Theists!

[Super Nova]

Aussie is my god. Now tell me why that makes me an idiot.

He acts like a god.

A vengeful hateful god that causes chaos and destruction when his will is not followed. (just like the old testimate)
All who do not repent before him are attacked until they are gone.
Those who survive must endure a hell like environment where his devil side strikes fear and pain into all that read his on-going obsessive posts about sweet FA until they go mad.
Only the one true god can save us from this lesser god's wrath. That is the mods as the holy trinity and their supreme master, freedriver.
Beware of false gods and idols. They will truely lead you to internet hell.

[HIGHERBEAM]

Aussie is my god. Now tell me why that makes me an idiot.

Welcome lowerbeam I hope you can make a useful contribution here and not just a plaything of poxy and chookie.NoIQ seems to think I am you so lets hope you being here can disprove that.Try not to play with the three blind mice as you may catch avian flu.

[Professional Christian]

Don't attack God you Baby Jesus-hating jealous atheist Dringy. You are on the fast track to eternal damnation.

[J.W. Frogen]

How would you like to dring my dong?

I have been known to do a Dionysian dance around erect idols a time or two.

[Swami Dring]

I believe in god because there has to be a purpose for being.
I look around the world and see that it must have been created by intelligent design.
I need to believe in something because it is my design by God to believe.
God speaks to me in many ways, when I listen… all go well, if things go bad it is him will not my will that is done.
I am powerless over all things and need my creator to guide me.
The miracles of life convince me of his existence.

f..k I can not do this.

There is no evidence…. Therefore there is not god.

Thanks for playing, Super Nova.

But where are the true believers? There are some plenty dumb members on this forum and that necessarily means that we have some theists. Don't be shy.

[Swami Dring]

The periodic table of idiocy.

[Swami Dring]

Aussie is my god. Now tell me why that makes me an idiot.

First you must tell me why you believe Aussie is your god.

[Swami Dring]

Don't attack God you Baby Jesus-hating jealous atheist Dringy. You are on the fast track to eternal damnation.

Making the baby jesus cry is what I do.

I was at an 8ball competition a few months back. One of the players on the next table was berating, at high decibels, his team-mate for his lack of faith. On and on and on it went. So after my game had finished I wandered over to him and clearly explained why he was an idiot. His final remark before folding his arms and becoming mute was "you're going to hell".

Apart from this comment being just as idiotic and irrational as all of his other comments, there is the small matter of it being an extremely uncivilised thing to say.

Newsflash for the 'pious': people of dignity, civility and honour do not threaten others with eternal torture. Do you get it?

And if your god really exists and really is in the business of torturing people who did not believe in him due to the lack of evidence in the universe he designed, then he is the most twisted, sadistic, psychopathic fuck of all time. Ivan Milat to the power of a centillion.

And believers worship this maggot.

[boxy]

Ever put any thought into the motivations for satanists (and the like)? It's one thing to believe in a deity who tells you to be good (even considering the pavement on the path to hell), but to worship evil?

[J.W. Frogen]

Ever put any thought into the motivations for satanists (and the like)? It's one thing to believe in a deity who tells you to be good (even considering the pavement on the path to hell), but to worship evil?

They just want cosmic justification for their debauchery.

If you got to be bad why not be grand?