The Humble Scrotum.

[J.W. Frogen]

Who does not love the scrotum?

It holds our balls, gives us something to itch, contracts or expands with the temperature, and endures the slings and arrows of cricket balls or bats.

God bless the humble scrotum, each and every sack.

[J.W. Frogen]

Up, up, and away, in my beautiful scrotumloon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harmony and understanding.............

[IQSRLOW]

It reminds me of Monk and his forum

A useless bag of wrinkled skin that houses a couple of nuts

[sprintcyclist]

I have balls, therefore I am.

[AiA in Atlanta]

An image of the Virgin Mary appeared on my scrotum which makes it holy, not humble. Come ye of little faith to my holy sack and receive the blessings of Our Lady of the Cod.

[Shared Puppet]

Men love their scrotums, but women usually aren't too impressed and find them a nuisance. They would be preferable if they were removed and cooked in a light tempura batter. A little salt and lime juice - delicious.

[Swami Dring]

I am scrummily bescroted.

[Randy Marsh]

My wife gave me a scrotum coat that shrinks when it gets cold!

[Outlaw Yogi]

A chick I lived with said "I'll suck your balls if you let me shave them"
So I naively consented and itchily regretted it for weeks.
Later on I got infected with bird mites which nearly drove me mad.
Then I burnt my scotum with eucalyptus oil so many times I now have the toughest ball sack on the eastern seaboard.

[J.W. Frogen]

Olive oil will soften your scrotum.