Day/Night Owls Chit Chat
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A few years ago, my father in law sleep walked. Or it may have been his Alzheimers. He walked out of the house and relieved himself, reparked his granddaughters car, and then took his daughters car for a drive down the street and back. When parking he bumped into his son in laws truck and thats when he woke up. The funny thing is that he was in his underwear and it was all recorded on security cameras. They quit leaving their keys in their cars. They only had the camera system because of the granddaughters baby daddy issues.
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I was switching channels and came across a show called My Penis and Me. I gave it a go and lasted about 10 minutes. It was followed by another show called 100 Vaginas. Definitely not! lol
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""Maybe he did inherit it from me?""Black Orchid wrote: ↑Tue Nov 24, 2020 7:42 pmNot that I'm aware of. One of my kids sleep walked once when he was a kid. He got up and peed all over his bookcase thinking he was in the bathroom. Poor kid was mortified when he found out he wasn't in the bathroom.Texan wrote: ↑Tue Nov 24, 2020 7:12 pmDo you sleep walk? Strange things can happen. Back in the early 50s, my uncle sleep walked as a teenager and peed on an electric fan and it sprayed all over his buddy who was sleeping over. At least that's what he claimed.Black Orchid wrote: ↑Tue Nov 24, 2020 5:35 pmSounds good Tex and all the best to Mrs Tex. I hope she continues to enjoy the work.
I'm starting to worry about myself. A few days ago I lost the cheese after using it for dinner. I searched high and low and couldn't find it so I decided I must have accidentally thrown it out and bought some more.
Tonight I go to get some carrots out of the vegetable crisper and there it is underneath the vegies lol.
Maybe he did inherit it from me?
How many times have you got up in the night and peed over the bookcase lol
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Well ummm neverBigP wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:16 am""Maybe he did inherit it from me?""Black Orchid wrote: ↑Tue Nov 24, 2020 7:42 pmNot that I'm aware of. One of my kids sleep walked once when he was a kid. He got up and peed all over his bookcase thinking he was in the bathroom. Poor kid was mortified when he found out he wasn't in the bathroom.Texan wrote: ↑Tue Nov 24, 2020 7:12 pmDo you sleep walk? Strange things can happen. Back in the early 50s, my uncle sleep walked as a teenager and peed on an electric fan and it sprayed all over his buddy who was sleeping over. At least that's what he claimed.Black Orchid wrote: ↑Tue Nov 24, 2020 5:35 pmSounds good Tex and all the best to Mrs Tex. I hope she continues to enjoy the work.
I'm starting to worry about myself. A few days ago I lost the cheese after using it for dinner. I searched high and low and couldn't find it so I decided I must have accidentally thrown it out and bought some more.
Tonight I go to get some carrots out of the vegetable crisper and there it is underneath the vegies lol.
Maybe he did inherit it from me?
How many times have you got up in the night and peed over the bookcase lol
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Peed on an electric fan! Lololol
Well, I've heard of shit hitting the fan, So i guess pee should get equal time.
Well, I've heard of shit hitting the fan, So i guess pee should get equal time.
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Myth busters did one on an electric fence , If you'll pardon the pun, it was a fail, no connection , I have a good stream and wouldn't go there personallyPhoenixFromTheAshes wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 11:46 amPeed on an electric fan! Lololol
Well, I've heard of shit hitting the fan, So i guess pee should get equal time.
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[youtube]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sgcMVg76NCU [/youtube]
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He needed to stand back a bit, lol, I wasn't convinced by the mythbuster episode I viewed
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