Melbourne back in 6 week lockdown July 7

[Bobby]

zero cases zero deaths and Dan can't be found

Lock your borders and party like it's 2019.

We are still waiting for King Dan.

[Black Orchid]

zero cases zero deaths and Dan can't be found

Lock your borders and party like it's 2019.

We are still waiting for King Dan.

Kim not king. Kim Jong Dan.

[Bobby]

zero cases zero deaths and Dan can't be found

Lock your borders and party like it's 2019.

We are still waiting for King Dan.

Kim not king. Kim Jong Dan.

His highness will speak to we commoners at 3.15pm today.

[Redneck]

Ah well looks good Bobby at least its finally opening up.

I was interested in one of the reporters harping on that NSW pre enters all tests in their system which saves time, as VIC only enters positive cases after the tests are confirmed.

I think she failed to consider that it may be a better use of the person entering this stuff's time, to use them on contact tracing or some more useful task than entering large numbers of tests that mostly wont be of any use.


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[billy the kid]

Go back to your fields, knaves, and hoe those spuds and turnips...
Now where are those court jesters...they made me chuckle...
Aah yes...I think Ill have another chardonanny...and another serve of filet mignon....
What a polished turd......

[Bobby]

Go back to your fields, knaves, and hoe those spuds and turnips...
Now where are those court jesters...they made me chuckle...
Aah yes...I think Ill have another chardonanny...and another serve of filet mignon....
What a polished turd......

It was good to get out and about today.
I went shopping and I sat down for a small meal in a restaurant.

That feels so much better.

[billy the kid]

Go back to your fields, knaves, and hoe those spuds and turnips...
Now where are those court jesters...they made me chuckle...
Aah yes...I think Ill have another chardonanny...and another serve of filet mignon....
What a polished turd......

It was good to get out and about today.
I went shopping and I sat down for a small meal in a restaurant.

That feels so much better.

I feel for you blokes...even though I try to put a sarcastic spin on things, the sarcasm is directed
at the political grubs who are ruining your state.
We are all being conned...

[Bobby]

Go back to your fields, knaves, and hoe those spuds and turnips...
Now where are those court jesters...they made me chuckle...
Aah yes...I think Ill have another chardonanny...and another serve of filet mignon....
What a polished turd......

It was good to get out and about today.
I went shopping and I sat down for a small meal in a restaurant.

That feels so much better.

I feel for you blokes...even though I try to put a sarcastic spin on things, the sarcasm is directed
at the political grubs who are ruining your state.
We are all being conned...

Yes - I fear the lockdowns will come back very soon
as the virus is still out there and most people have no symptoms.

[billy the kid]

Go back to your fields, knaves, and hoe those spuds and turnips...
Now where are those court jesters...they made me chuckle...
Aah yes...I think Ill have another chardonanny...and another serve of filet mignon....
What a polished turd......

It was good to get out and about today.
I went shopping and I sat down for a small meal in a restaurant.

That feels so much better.

I feel for you blokes...even though I try to put a sarcastic spin on things, the sarcasm is directed
at the political grubs who are ruining your state.
We are all being conned...

Yes - I fear the lockdowns will come back very soon
as the virus is still out there and most people have no symptoms.

You'll have to post a foto of your meal....that seems to be the "in thing" these days...
I was thinking of starting a trend and posting fotos of my big toe....complete with
tinea and gout....
Stay positive mate....

[billy the kid]

Whats the latest on trick or treating in Melbourne....
How come dan says you can go to any number of shops to buy your groceries, your pills,
your piss...get your haircut...have a meal and so on.....
BUT you cant go trick or treating...as you are visiting more than one house....
Have I got this right.....sounds a bit hypocritical...but that would be the norm
for dan....