Great Events in Military History!!!!!!!....^^^^

[J.W. Frogen]

Todays great event, General Robert E Lee.

Lee took a teaming mass of barefoot, illiterate, inbred, barely human men and turned them into a teaming massed formation of booted, illiterate, inbred, barely human soldiers.

Lee considered fighting with Rhesus Monkeys but found them too intelligent, he knew they would not charge the center at Gettysburg.

So he stuck with southern white men.

Lincoln and Grant countered Lee by using Irish immigrants, British reports had it that they where known to be even less intelligent than red neck hicks or Rhesus Monkeys.

The North and upped Lee's ante in slaughter poker.

The rest is history.

[AiA in Atlanta]

White cracker.

[J.W. Frogen]

Colonel Sanders fled the battle at Gettysburg, Lee called him a chicken and history was made.

[AiA in Atlanta]

Colonel Sanders fled the battle at Gettysburg, Lee called him a chicken and history was made.

After a night carousing the brothels of Havana with Teddy Roosevelt, Colonel Harland Sanders declared Cuban pussy was "finger licking good." To that Teddy replied, "By Jove, a true Rough Rider prefers a good dry manly fuck Harland so if you have been muff diving again you may as well go home now to that Kentucky Fried Pussy. If you can't hit with a Big Stick you aren't fit to be in my service." All the Colonel could say was, "It tastes like chicken."

Another great event in military history.

[sprintcyclist]

French National Anthem - La Marseillaise

'La marseillaise' was written in a mood of excitement by the poet, dramatist, singer and violinist CLAUD-JOSEPH ROUGET de L'ISLE (1760-1836) in a single night in April 1792, as a marching song for Marshall Lukner's army of the Rhine.
It was first sung by Mayor Dietrich of Strasbourg .

I heard they were going to waar the next day and were hopelessly outnumbered.
They knew they were going to die, so all got drunk and wrote the french national anthem.

[Hebe]

Best national anthem in the world.

[J.W. Frogen]

Personally I prefer the Frogen National anthem, the 'Piano Has Been Drinking And I So Pissed It Is Now A Juice Harp'.

Based on a Tom Waits song and a JW true story.

[sprintcyclist]

hebe - I agree
whereas the mexican national anthem may be the worst.

the french have style

[J.W. Frogen]

Hitler had his left testicle purged in the Night of the Small Knives.

Hitler's long lost testicle was named Frans.

[J.W. Frogen]

Pacifist Pennsylvania founder William Penn used to trumpet his pacific philosophy by hanging around Philadelphia street corners and dropping his pants at female passers, yelling out; "The Penn is mightier than the sword."