I am new

[J.W. Frogen]

They had a company with Pakistani workers (no Saudi can condescend to work) come and suck them out with sewage tanker trucks. The funny part was I am sure they knew exactly what time we were having galley service because they always did it when we were trying to eat, spreading this horrendous smell across the desert.

It was enough to make even camels cry.

[J.W. Penis]

My other penis is a vagina.

[J.W. Frogen]

My glorious penis has known some Yin and Yang, some Wang and Chung, some this and that.

[J.W. Sub]

My glorious penis has known some Yin and Yang, some Wang and Chung, some this and that.

I sailed on the USS VD, "The Ship of Shame," and almost caused the destroyer to sink after sinking my dick into something that was nothing to "clap" about.

[J.W. Frogen]

Well, that will tend to happen you can not dicern which of the 7 seas to sail.

[J.W. Navy]

My tunnel of love was infected and now I have what appears to be cauliflower growing off my privates.

[J.W. Syphilis]

My tunnel of love was infected and now I have what appears to be cauliflower growing off my privates.

I have an open sore on my schlong. What can it mean?

[J.W. Frogen]

I have an open sore on my schlong. What can it mean?

That sex education is very important, that is your meatus Cletus.

[Outlaw Yogi]

What makes a turd float or sink in the toilet?

My guess would be density.
Don't know if true, but am led to believe floaters (as opposed to sinkers) indicate internals in good order/health.

Seeing as I'm currently living feral under a blue tarp at my bush hideaway and $#!+ into ash from the fire in a 20 litre bucket I wouldn't know if I'm currently a floater or sinker. It's not all bad though, my $#!+ bucket has a wooden toilet seat.

If anybody's wondering why I camp out under tarps (despite the almost daily rain showers ATM) rather than climb into my caravan, long wheel base hiace or falcon panel van ... well I have my fires in tubs ripped out of old washing machines, so when I want to go to bed I just hook a hammer on the edge and drag it inside.

Another reason is when I lost my job I also lost my accomodation on the farm and have a house-full of junk with nowhere to store it. The caravan's full, the Toyota's full and sometimes I need the panel van to get around .. the bike (Suzuki) is unregisted, bald tyre, broken blinkers, ect ect. So I'm digging a flat area into the side of a hill, where I'll cement render arched over wire mesh.

Why don't I just buy a cheap garden shed?
'Coz I spent the money on rego for the panel van.

I do have a flush dunny but it's not plumbed into anything yet, so in the mean-time ash from the fire absorbs the smell of
$#!+.

[Outlaw Yogi]

I have an open sore on my schlong. What can it mean?

That bed bugs are attempting oral sex.