I am new

[JW Jehovah]

The penis of Frogen is within you.

[St. Hildegard]

[quote="Saint Frogen Of Ass Easy"]I have miraculous evidence. [/quote]

The real miracle was that I felt anything at all with that micropenis. My first thought was that it was a flea bite.It wasn't until I saw you thrusting that I knew you were inside me. Not my kind of meat. Maybe I should have stuck with the girls at the nunnery.

[JW Jesus]

I am watching you masturbate Frogen.

[J.W. Frogen]

It is accomplished.

Tear that temple curtain in two, I need to wipe my hands.

[Bathsheba]

[quote="J.W. Frogen"]It is accomplished.

Tear that temple curtain in two, I need to wipe my hands.[/quote]

Finished with my bath. Will this towel do? If you still are not satisfied, my father has 10 concubines you can have intercourse with in public.

[J.W. Frogen]

David me up!

I will even dance naked through the Hay Street Mall.

[Latent Homosexual]

[quote="J.W. Frogen"]David me up!

I will even dance naked through the Hay Street Mall.[/quote]

Was that you in the toilet at David Jones?

[J.W. Frogen]

I was trying on Calvin Klein.

REALITY NOTE: David Jones has a shit toilet, one would think being a top of the line store they would have great toilets, (perfume at the sink, soft cotton towels, a midget to wipe your hands) not David Jones. K-Mart could do better with a porta potty.

And the Myers toilet in the city is a chamber of horrors. I think the inspiration for the movie Saw came from the Myers toilet.

[Swami Dring]

REALITY NOTE: David Jones has a shit toilet...........

I didn't know there were poo-specific toilets. Do you cop a fine if you widdle in them?

[J.W. Frogen]

Havn't you ever got a dirty look when you piss in the cubical shitter?

Bathrooms are breeding grounds for the anal retentive.