Women have no sense of humour

[Redneck]

Women have no sense of humour

Bloody cat keeps walking over my keyboard and blocking my view of the screen!

"I said fvvck off cat and go and play with a car on the street!"

Missus got the shits!

Fact is bloody cat cant get outside anyway! ;D ;D ;D

So was only a joke !!

[Redneck]

Speaking of the bloody cat,

I had a small operation in hospital yesterday and the night before my missus slept in the spare room thinking I would be getting up lots of times in the night, (toilet)

Now who did the cat visit in bed!

It jumped on my bed walked over me off the other side never saw the bastard again all night.

You guessed it, sleeping with the missus in the other room.

I called it a traitorous bastard and the missus said I was being horrible to poor little pussy !!

[Texan]

The only thing cats are good for is killing mice and small snakes. I'll never let one in my house again. The last one ruined 2 leather sofas by scratching and pissing on them.

[Redneck]

The only thing cats are good for is killing mice and small snakes. I'll never let one in my house again. The last one ruined 2 leather sofas by scratching and pissing on them.

Cats inside first law is litter trays must be kept very clean and cleaned regularly!

Clawing is a problem helped a bit if the claws are clipped regularly! A water bottle squirter helps a bit as well.

[Black Orchid]

I've had lots of cats and never had one pee in the house. Never had one claw things until the one I have now.

He has a vertical scratching post and a horizontal one so that helps and we have to clip his nails. Never had to do that before either but he is the only totally indoor cat I've ever had so his claws don't wear down from being outside and I guess he gets bored and FAT.

[Bobby]

The only thing cats are good for is killing mice and small snakes.
I'll never let one in my house again. The last one ruined 2 leather sofas by scratching and pissing on them.

It's your fault for not buying the cat a scratchy pole.

[Redneck]

The only thing cats are good for is killing mice and small snakes.
I'll never let one in my house again. The last one ruined 2 leather sofas by scratching and pissing on them.

It's your fault for not buying the cat a scratchy pole.

I dont think it makes much difference, if they want to have a scratch the nearest lounge etc will do, from my observations.

[Texan]

It had a pole and the litter box was always clean. We were watching Pirates of the Caribbean when we got the black cat. We named her Pearl.

[Nicole]

If I was married to you Red I probably wouldn’t have much of a sense of humour either. I don’t think you can extrapolate your wife’s attitude towards you to all women.

As for cats, they do not belong in Australia.

[Redneck]

If I was married to you Red I probably wouldn’t have much of a sense of humour either. I don’t think you can extrapolate your wife’s attitude towards you to all women.

As for cats, they do not belong in Australia.

It was only a joke Nicole my darling,

I am really a nice chap and my wife and I have a lovely loving relationship.

She just doesnt like me saying annoying things to her pussy!