The bullshit thread

[Black Orchid]

When I bet on the horses, I know what Im doing....I didn't 20 years ago...
BTW did you know that the minimum amount of shares you can buy in Australia is $500
If you want to have "a bit of fun"....go ahead...
I just find it hilarious that people think they can go to a TAFE course and suddenly
become successful share traders....
Tell you what....
Before you go to bed tonite...pick out say three or four shares at say around $5....
Four share parcels of $500 would be two grand...(plus brokerage)….
Fix your stop loss line and follow the movement of the shares for say a month....
If you consider selling at any time...do so if that's your choice....
Let me know how you go......too hard...I thought so....
BTW if you do decide to have a go...post the names of the stock you chose...…
Dont forget you have to pay capital gains tax from your top tax bracket if you make
a profit…..

I did NOT say that nor did I think it!

[billy the kid]

This is a TAFE course and I know someone who did it and they were really impressed with the guy teaching it. They fiddle around in the market now and are doing quite well even with the crash.

They told me about it so I rang TAFE up which is how I found out it's only in Queensland. Oh well. It might have kept me out of trouble for a couple of months.

You might not have said it or thought it...but you did ring up about it...
My comment which you highlighted was a generalization...
Splitting hairs a bit I think....
Are you going to follow my suggestion...???

[Black Orchid]

This is a TAFE course and I know someone who did it and they were really impressed with the guy teaching it. They fiddle around in the market now and are doing quite well even with the crash.

They told me about it so I rang TAFE up which is how I found out it's only in Queensland. Oh well. It might have kept me out of trouble for a couple of months.

You might not have said it or thought it...but you did ring up about it...
My comment which you highlighted was a generalization...
Splitting hairs a bit I think....
Are you going to follow my suggestion...???

You said "too hard ... I thought so" so in answer to your question? No!

[billy the kid]

This is a TAFE course and I know someone who did it and they were really impressed with the guy teaching it. They fiddle around in the market now and are doing quite well even with the crash.

They told me about it so I rang TAFE up which is how I found out it's only in Queensland. Oh well. It might have kept me out of trouble for a couple of months.

You might not have said it or thought it...but you did ring up about it...
My comment which you highlighted was a generalization...
Splitting hairs a bit I think....
Are you going to follow my suggestion...???

You said "too hard ... I thought so" so in answer to your question? No!

A wise choice.....

[Black Orchid]

Next time I feel like getting out I will ring up about flower arranging instead. I am sure that will keep me riveted.

[billy the kid]

Whilst Gomer is trying to decide his next move...the Hospitals are already starting to play God.....
A friend of the family was due to have cancer treatment this week.....
They rang him and said his treatment had been postponed indefinitely as "his bed may be needed
for a patient diagnosed with corona virus....."
I see.....that patient may or may not be 80 or 90 years old....he/she may be suffering from
other medical conditions..or may not be...he/she may be a lot younger, with no underlying
medical conditions and with a strong change of recovery...…..whatever.....
This is a national disgrace....this type of decision would be occurring all over Australia...…
How can Doctors/Hospitals make a decision that this life/operation/treatment should
be postponed so as their "bed" can be reserved for a covid19 patient...…
Its all bullshit......the blind leading the blind....
WHILST we are being told by our moronic leaders that they are acting on the best possible
medical advice from the best health experts in the world...….
ARE they.....are they really...…I guess, as they say in the classics.....
"I guess Ill have to take your word for it...…"

[billy the kid]

Anyone in the market for a few submarines...going cheap....get in quick.....don't miss out....

[Black Orchid]

Reminds me. I saw this today ...

The Chinese eat everything on land with 4 legs except a table
They eat everything on 2 legs except human beings (and that is probably debatable)
They eat everything with wings except airplanes
And they eat everything under the sea except submarines

[billy the kid]

I read somewhere that some dogs are criticizing Bindi and Chandlers wedding....
ffs...leave them alone....they are so much in love and yet the trolls are shitcanning
their wedding...…
They are just dogs.....leave them alone...…
All Australians have watched this little girl grow up without her father...
This should be a joyous moment in Australias time of need...…
Yet dogs seek to spoil their special day....

[billy the kid]

I see the grubberment is going to refund $550 million to 450,000 peasants due to the Robodebt screwup....
"The government also reportedly revealed it expected to lose to an upcoming class action against the debt recovery scheme, initiated by former Labor leader Bill Shorten and led by Gordon Legal.
The federal court in November ruled robodebt was ‘unlawful’, a verdict which came days after the government conceded it would need to stop sending automated debt letters to welfare recipients without having a human officer check them first.
Over 10,000 Australians had signed up to join the class action by February this year, which was expected to enter mediation before a court hearing in July."
Just another screwup by the Gomer Pyle Platoon.....