Today at the shops

[Valkie]

The funniest thing happened.

Brand spanking new teslar parked in the parking area.

Well dressed gentleman becoming more and more irate and morphing from angry to apoplectic .

His mighty teslar woukd not let him in.
Every time he got near the car, the alarm waned him to get back.
If he didn't, the alarm went off.

All very nice and 21st century stuff
Well spoken car, lots of flashing lights
But that didn't help the poor bloke wanting to get into his car..

He was trying to get them to remotely unlock his car
Which they did several times.
But when he approached it ( with his key or I'd or whatever) it would go ape on him.

I said, you would be better off with a Holden, I hear they are going cheap at the moment.
He had a Tourette moment and went back to screaming into the phone.

Funny shite

[Texan]

I'd take the Holden if it wasn't right hand drive. I bet I could get parts for it in the states.